How could anyone not like bacon… it’s BACON!
It’s another one of those left-on-left attacks. How DARE she?
There is a lot that Christine Teigen would disagree with most Clash readers about. She’s solidly in the political camp of so many others in the Entertainment business, for example.
But that doesn’t stop us from praising her when she does something we like.
Chrissy likes bacon. And she doesn’t give a damn who’s upset about it.
It all started with one of those goofy internet questions wondering how well done do you like your bacon.
She answered. #4. Slightly dark.
4. Chewy crispy fat, crispy juicy meat. https://t.co/WhFiLxOucw
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 27, 2018
HOW. DARE. SHE.
They’re offended, so they did what every self-righteous social justice warrior knows to do.
Ignore it and carry on with their lives?
They started agitating.
“Quick… to the Twitter Machine!”
“They’re better alive,” said follower @Alectronarays.
“I disagree,” responded Teigen. “I do not like eating them alive.”
I don’t care who you are. That answer is hilarious.
But the PC police have no sense of ha-ha. They’re self-righteous killjoys who can’t even handle someone enjoying bacon, after all.
“I UsEd 2 ResPecT u!!!!!!!!!!” ??? John ate chicken wings off my ass and my last cookbook was 98 percent gratuitous pork. I said I prefer bacon #4 and just now you’ve lost respect?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 29, 2018
Chicken wings? Yes. Here’s the link:
top 5 Gif on the internet! pic.twitter.com/0ImhPCg5sY
— DanLa (@lachad) March 29, 2018
She *obviously* takes herself very seriously.
These people need to get a hobby and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
Here’s a little poke in the eye for all those people who look for reasons to be offended by bacon.
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