Hilarious! ‘An Oscar Tribute To Those We Lost’ – The Pervert Edition

Written by K. Walker on March 5, 2018

This is the Oscar Tribute that should have been aired.

What’s the matter, Hollywood?

With all of the #MeToo and #TimesUp standing up against predators this wasn’t a tribute that you were willing to give?

Was it because it would actually put faces on the predators instead of just being a slacktivist hashtag campaign?

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After all, Hollywood had kept these ‘open secrets’ for years — in some cases decades — all while kissing up to the predators because of their connections or star power.

Watch the Tribute to Those We Lost — The Pervert Edition:

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Personally, I don’t think that the exploitation of the vulnerable in Hollywood is really going to end.

Unless they suddenly start writing movies that don’t have women show their ’empowerment’ by being nude on film.

And of course, remember that one film nominated for an Oscar was a completely tone-deaf one in the wake of the Kevin Spacey allegations — Call Me by Your Name is about a sexual relationship between a 17-year old boy and a 24-year old man.

Instead, let’s make sure that the ladies in our lives are Warrior Chicks so they don’t become #MeToo victims.

Here’s a brand new book on how to be a Warrior Chick by Regis Giles — daughter of our very own Doug Giles:

From the book:

Do I want this to be happening? Why is his hand on my waist? Is he really fondling my breasts? What do I do? Why is he in a bathrobe? Why is he taking off the bathrobe? God, I need to get out of here! I thought this was going to be professional.

No one, unless they’ve been in the same situation, can ever really understand the stress and self-doubt one goes through when sexual harassment occurs.

Regis Giles’ new book will teach you how to escape the world of #MeToo victim and become the #WarriorChick you were meant to be!

 

Think Miss Giles knows a thing or two about taking care of herself? You’d better believe it.

She and her sister Hannah were the very first two female Valente Bros black Belts. That’s a feather in your cap, for sure.

She’s got a website ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Guns‘ and she had it LONG before it was ‘trendy’ to talk about #MeToo.

She’s also a world-class huntress.

Get your copy of  How to not be a #MeToo Victim, but a #WarriorChick today!

This shirt is sure to liven up the party. It doesn’t have just ONE controversial statement, but TWO. With Jesus in the mix, it could nearly start a riot.

Which, if you’ve read the book, was pretty much what would happen when Jesus swept into town, anyway. But which part of the shirt will get people more heated?

Jesus kicking ass? Some people actually have a problem with that?

Set aside the fact that he’s returning as a conquering king:

Now out of His mouth goes a sharp sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron.

Even in his time here, he was hardly the hippie-dippie gentle Jesus that pacifists would paint him as. He told his followers to ‘buy a sword’.

He swaggered into the temple like he owned the place. Because He does.

He saw the contempt the merchants and swindlers had for the real significance of the house — and he started braiding a whip.

A WHIP! Then he started, literally, cleaning house.

And before the Fundamentalists get too pleased with themselves… do you know what his very FIRST miracle was?

Turning water into wine.

No, dear. Not ‘grape juice’. Are you kidding? What self-respecting wedding host would have fallen for Welches?. The steward of the feast called it ‘the good stuff’. As in the quality vintage.

Why? Because a wedding is to be celebrated, with wine.

Just how much did Jesus ‘approve’ or ‘disapprove’ of wine?

Let’s flip the question back on the teetotalers: do the words ‘drink this in remembrance of me’ ring any bells?

Now that we’ve answered THAT question… Cheers!

You can stir the pot in both women’s:

And men’s styles:

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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