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Mike Rowe Attacked By Liberal Mom For His ‘Work Ethic Scholarship’ – Mike’s Response Is Hilarious

Some people just won’t take yes for an answer.

Mike Rowe is a big proponent of filling badly needed positions in the trades. He’s helping connect students with scholarships to get them down that road.

But he’s only interested in a certain kind of people.

The ones that aren’t afraid of honest work.

After all, he doesn’t want to waste that scholarship money, right?

But some people have a problem with his ‘SWEAT’ pledge… and have said so. Or, in some cases, they have let their mommies say so.

He answers a rather silly and superficial objection to the ‘free money’ he offers with his typical grace and good manners.

Off The WallMr. Rowe – I heard about your "work ethic scholarship program," and suggested my son apply. He wants to be…

Posted by Mike Rowe on Saturday, April 7, 2018

Here is the ‘offending’ pledge that the complaint centered around.

“THE S.W.E.A.T. PLEDGE”
(Skill & Work Ethic Aren’t Taboo)

1. I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I am alive. I walk the Earth. I live in America. Above all things, I am grateful.

2. I believe that I am entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Nothing more. I also understand that “happiness” and the “pursuit of happiness” are not the same thing.

3. I believe there is no such thing as a “bad job.” I believe that all jobs are opportunities, and it’s up to me to make the best of them.

4. I do not “follow my passion.” I bring it with me. I believe that any job can be done with passion and enthusiasm.

5. I deplore debt, and do all I can to avoid it. I would rather live in a tent and eat beans than borrow money to pay for a lifestyle I can’t afford.

6. I believe that my safety is my responsibility. I understand that being in “compliance” does not necessarily mean I’m out of danger.

7. I believe the best way to distinguish myself at work is to show up early, stay late, and cheerfully volunteer for every crappy task there is.

8. I believe the most annoying sounds in the world are whining and complaining. I will never make them. If I am unhappy in my work, I will either find a new job, or find a way to be happy.

9. I believe that my education is my responsibility, and absolutely critical to my success. I am resolved to learn as much as I can from whatever source is available to me. I will never stop learning, and understand that library cards are free.

10. I believe that I am a product of my choices – not my circumstances. I will never blame anyone for my shortcomings or the challenges I face. And I will never accept the credit for something I didn’t do.

11. I understand the world is not fair, and I’m OK with that. I do not resent the success of others.

12. I believe that all people are created equal. I also believe that all people make choices. Some choose to be lazy. Some choose to sleep in. I choose to work my butt off.

On my honor, I hereby affirm the above statements to be an accurate summation of my personal worldview. I promise to live by them.

Signed_______________________________________ Dated____________________

Is that list offensive? Or is it a badly-needed roadmap to adulthood for a generation that has a ‘hashtag’ for something called ‘adulting’.

Maybe being responsible for your own success and happiness is a burden too big to bear for some people. If they’d only look at it from another angle, they’d realize how freeing it truly is.

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