With some of the weird sexual stuff Kimmel said in response, Sean might want a restraining order.
As far as ‘comebacks’ go from the swipe Hannity took at Kimmel, this rates about as weird as one might get.
Kimmel launched into some really creepy ideas about a naked Sean Hannity. Ideas that say a lot more about who Kimmel than his attempt to ‘burn’ Sean probably meant to.
It all stemmed from when Kimmel took a cheap shot at Melania’s accent when she was reading a children’s story book. Here it is:
Sorry, wrong clip. But does anyone remember Kimmel mocking that one? Probably not, huh? He’s got his head so firmly lodged up her backside that it’s like that scene from Hancock.
Sorry about that. Back to the story.
Melania was reading to kids with an accent. Kimmel mocked her. Sean called him an ass-clown.
Maybe his writers are just as insulated and uppity as he is. Looks like they’ve never heard of ‘urban dictionary’.
That’s OK, little Jimmy. Educating liberals is a responsibility the rest of us have gotten used to. Here’s today’s lesson.
Would you prefer to be called an anal fissure, or festering carbuncle on the backside of America?
Because either of those could work, too.
And in the future, please keep your weird fantasies to yourself.
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