These Six Lady Anglers Make Squishy Males Look Muy Squishy

If this doesn’t motivate the young bucks to put down that video game and go live life in the real world — probably nothing will.

In a world that seems overloaded with ‘soy-boys’, Tide Pod eaters, condom-snorting, and pink-haired screeching harpies, there is a breath of fresh air. Literally.

These ladies are living the life, getting out in the sun and surf, and dropping lines in the water.

You know — outdoors stuff. Here are some lovely ladies that might make basement-dwelling neckbeards sit up, take notice, and possibly even venture into the great outdoors. (in no particular order):

🐟 What fish is on your #bucketlist ?! 🙌🏻 Mine is the elusive Black Marlin 😱

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🗄 Another day in the office #Monday

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Catfish for dazzzzze. PC @jon_sea . . #girlswholift #catfish

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… 💚 #sailfishseason

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If you know any cellar-dwellers out there, see if this will shake them out of their rut.

Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):

Why be average? It’s so overrated.

Everyone does that.

You need to Do Epic Sh-t.

If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:

Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male


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