Poor Comey. The drama queen is being upstaged by a police sketch.
Remember that guy the aging porn star ‘Stormy Daniels’ claimed to have been threatened by?
It’s OK if you don’t. Essentially, she claims to have received a threat from someone she thinks was connected to the nondisclosure agreement.
She sat down with police sketch artist and came up with an image that ‘blew up’ on social media.
Here’s the sketch.
Trump tweeted a response:
A sketch years later about a nonexistent man. A total con job, playing the Fake News Media for Fools (but they know it)! https://t.co/9Is7mHBFda
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 18, 2018
What was he linking to? A tweet that pointed out just how much that sketch looked like her ex-husband.
But that was just the beginning.
Get ready to revive your old DeflateGate jokes with a washed-up porn star.
Here’s a side-by-side with Tom Brady. Hmmm?
Stormy Daniels sketch of man who threatened her in 2011…and Tom Brady in 2011. pic.twitter.com/oRCyDLVSSr
— Matt Viser (@mviser) April 17, 2018
Did she mention anything about a lightsaber? Because Mark Hamill claims he’s got an alibi.
Here's the sketch of the man Stormy Daniels says threatened her several years ago over Trump claims, but I have an alibi for that day. pic.twitter.com/2uBAoo85BP
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) April 17, 2018
Was it the Green Goblin?
For a story that seemed kind of sketchy from the beginning, she’s not doing herself any favors.
One site put together Nine different CELEBRITY lookalikes for the sketch.
Their list included: Willem Defoe, Tom Brady, Eric Trump, Michael C. Hall, Mark Hamill , Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anthony Scaramucci, Brad Pitt, and Justin Timberlake.
You’d almost need this guy to solve this mystery.
Unless, of course, he’s a ‘suspect’ too.
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