When ‘Terminator’ meets ‘Playboy’, life is going to get weird. And so it did.
For reasons we’d rather not think about, people are excited about the Brave New World of sex robots. That’s just nasty.
One of the manufacturers calls themselves ‘Abyss Creations.’ As in ‘Pit of Hell’?
Well, at least they’re committed to ‘truth in advertising’.
What exactly do people lining up to use this think they’re getting?
If customers are telling they’re getting Stormy Daniels 2.0, that’s a bit of a stretch. They’re not ‘boinking’ a porn star. Not even close. They have more in common bringing this to your bedroom:
Sorry, if that spoils ‘the illusion’ for you… but there’s really no difference. Why would anyone abandon REAL human interaction for this cheap substitute?
If anyone was upset by how that may have ‘spoiled the illusion’ then you aren’t going to want to look at the following two pics.
Really? Are they giving this chunk of plastic and steel feminine names like ‘Harmony’?
How about calling it ‘Arnold’?
For anyone out there that still just has to scratch this off that bucket list?
Knock yourself out.
But at least be honest with yourself about how low you have descended.
And try not to think about ‘Skynet’.
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male
There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.
Conveniently available in Both Ladies…
AND Men’s versions.
Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.
They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!
They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.
Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.
And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!
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