If every stupid criminal video had a voiceover like this, Hollywood would be out of work.
If you don’t like ‘spicy’ language, you’ll want to turn down the speakers. But for anyone who doesn’t mind a couple of f-bombs, this commentary is the funniest thing you’ll see all day.
Dumb punk steps onto a bus and tries to make off with some lady’s purse. He botches it.
So you’re already getting a sense of the caliber of loser we’re dealing with.
— Bob Menery (@BobMenery) December 16, 2017
Then he tries again, but the bus driver had closed the door.
On his hand.
Now he’s pinned, and the bus driver starts wailing on him. With a stick.
You can’t make stuff like this up!
Meanwhile, the voiceover sounds like a professional sports announcer calling the plays.
You’ll probably watch this two or three times … at least. And then send it to a couple of buddies who could use a good laugh.
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male
One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.
Conveniently available in Both Ladies…
AND Men’s versions.
Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.
They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!
They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.
Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.
And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!
Ladies, get yours here.
Bros, click here, instead.