While the censors and killjoys try to bubble-wrap the fun out of life… Musk is out there dreaming up cool stuff like this.
Haven’t you always wondered what it would be like to fire up a flamethrower? (Or as the box calls it… ‘not a flamethrower’ for recreational use only.)
Now you can!
These personal flamethrowers do exactly what you'd want them to do.
Posted by What the Future on Sunday, June 10, 2018
This is usually the place where a lawyer steps in and reminds us about right and wrong ways to use it… it’s a tool (a word which here means ‘toy for big boys’), not a weapon.
We just KNOW you wouldn’t do any stupid ‘hold my beer’ stunts with it… yada, yada, yada.
But we’re not writing this as lawyers… we’re writing this as fans.
We’re assuming you’re all mature enough to know all that (or at least to deal with the consequence of doing anything dumb) like using it to scare strays away from your backyard and accidentally setting the gazebo alight or something.
Bring on MORE like this.
More big ideas. More muscle cars.
And most of all… more freedom!
Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):
Why be average? It’s so overrated.
Everyone does that.
If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male