If you thought Congress understanding the internet was pathetic, wait until you see the Media(D)’s explanation of a shotgun.
These are the same people who whipped up public outrage against the ‘evil’ AR-15. Not that they have an agenda or anything, right?
Is anyone really surprised? We remember the reporter that claimed he had ‘temporary PTSD‘ after firing off some rounds on an AR-15.
According to Williams, describing the gun used by the shooter in the Capital Gazette newsroom on Thursday, insisted that shotguns operate like a “backwards funnel.”
“A shotgun, uh, uh, you know, if you’re not familiar with a shotgun, it sets out a spray of pellets and because a bullet simply goes in a straight line and shotgun is sort of like a backwards funnel, it spreads it out so that you don’t have to aim very precisely,” Williams claimed on MSNBC on Friday. “It can do a lot of damage to the people that you aim it at, but you don’t fire a lot of rounds with a shotgun, so I think that has something to do with it.”
In case you’re wondering why they’re suddenly interested in shotguns, it’s because the dirtbag who went on a rampage in the newsroom a couple of days ago didn’t follow the media narrative. He didn’t go in there with an AR-15. He used a shotgun.
So the media did the inevitable. They start painting shotguns as menaces to society, too.
We could say that the menace to society was the nihilistic view so many people seem to be embracing toward human life. That humanity is meaningless and disposable.
But no, we’re talking about shotguns. And how dangerous they are.
Have authorities even stated which kind of ammunition he had loaded this shotgun with? There’s a big difference between what buckshot and a slug will do when fired.
This guy is obviously assuming that buckshot or birdshot was used, but we don’t actually know that to be true, do we?
Twitter had some fun with this one. Here’s a sampling:
Um no Pete! It's a straight ROUND barrel not a reverse funnel. It does need to be aimed and it used a packed cartridge. It has limited range as a result requiring aim. But thanks for the moronic insight and dumbing down of your viewers!
— Justice Kennedy (@NotfakeMSNBC) June 29, 2018
Well you see. Shotguns, even though we don’t say if he used birdshot buckshot or slugs, works as a “reverse funnel” or commonly know as a Satan Hose to randomly spray deadly projectiles in all directions. These Satan hoses kill more unicorns per capita than any other assault gun
— Mr. Groper (@frankp122) June 30, 2018
What is your favorite reverse funnel?
Mine is a classic Browning A5. https://t.co/fFIz015zOf
— Kev (@kevin_kirksey) June 29, 2018
You think Mossberg could work on a special-edition “Reverse Funnel 500 Tactical”?
— Joe Jenkins (@dajoemanEM) June 30, 2018
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