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3 Rhino Poachers Get Eaten By Lions In South Africa

Most of us are thoroughly disgusted by poachers. But the lions actually found them pretty tasty.

In the West, if you commit a crime, your big concern is whether you’ll get nabbed for it by the police.

Africa is a little different. Especially in the wild. The police are not the greatest threat you need to fear there. The predators are.

One head and a number of bloodied body parts and limbs have been recovered from the area, along with three pairs of empty shoes.
Source: DailyMail

Three pairs of empty shoes. That phrase paints a stark picture, doesn’t it?

Owner Nick Fox, 60, said: ‘We found enough body parts and three pairs of empty shoes which suggest to us that the lions ate at least three of them but it is thick bush and there could be more.

‘They came heavily armed with hunting rifles and axes which we have recovered and enough food to last them for several days so we suspect they were after all of our rhinos here.

‘But the lions are our watchers and guardians and they picked the wrong pride and became a meal.
Source: DailyMail

There was the typical expression of concern for the loss of human life.

Yeah, sure. I suppose. But something like this has a Darwin Award aspect to it. You’re there, camping out in the African wilderness for several days, intending to slaughter an entire herd… and it doesn’t occur to anybody that THEY could be the prey animal in this scenario?

Someone will mourn for the loss of life of these poachers, to be sure.

But we wonder, will any of our readers be among them?

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It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

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