By: K. Walker
ClashDaily Associate Editor
Good heavens! Please don’t let this be a new trend…
This isn’t one of those May-December romances — it’s more like the 21st century and the Jurassic Period.
This is incredibly disturbing.
This 31-year-old bro, Kyle, routinely dates senior citizens twice his age. He’s not monogamous, but he has established a long-term relationship with 91-year old great-grandmother, Marjorie.
To put that in perspective, the difference in age between Kyle and Marjorie is so great, that if that 60-year age gap was a woman, he’d consider dating her.
Beware, this video has them kissing:
It’s one thing to grow old together and love how that person that you’ve grown old with has matured.
It’s quite another to look for wrinkles and saggy boobs because that’s what you find attractive.
Seriously, that age-gap is near retirement age.
When the difference in the age between you and your significant other qualifies for a pension, I think it’s fair to say that you’re making a wrong life choice.
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There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.
Conveniently available in Both Ladies…
AND Men’s versions.
Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.
They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!
They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.
Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.
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