Sure, we’ve all been called worse things by better people. But if you could look him in the face, and respond to him, what would you call him?
Of course, the comment section will be wide open for anything we leave out because we’ve seen the creativity of our readers and want to leave room for your own additions.
But let’s get the ball rolling, shall we? First, a recap of just who we are dealing with.
He was in the team investigating Hillary’s email — did some of the interviewing, the team involved in the Trump investigation, he was called out by name in an IG report for his personal biases — which became famous in his emails on his work phone with Lisa Page, the woman he was reportedly cheating on his wife with (and she with her husband).
He’s being held up by Liberals as a ‘hero’ of their resistance movement, and by the Right as the poster boy of the Corruption found in the ‘Deep State’.
Strzok showed up for that farce of a hearing where he showed himself a bigger drama queen — if it can be believed — than even Comey.
And his weirdness factor is off the charts.
Creepy AF pic.twitter.com/bESV74JhEC
— Wes Walker (@Republicanuck) July 13, 2018
Is he upset about how he’s being characterized in the press? That’s ironic.
I didn’t realize that the FBI agent who said that Trump supporters were smelly hillbilly Walmart shoppers would take offense at it being pointed out that he lied to his wife while he bedded a colleague with whom he seemingly conspired re stopping an election.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 12, 2018
About that investigation of Russia matter? This is awkward:
My extremely hot take is that the FBI's #2 in Counterintelligence cheating on his wife with *at least one woman* is a huge blackmailing opportunity for our adversaries (including Russia!) and has not been explored enough.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) July 12, 2018
Strzok has already said he repeatedly spoke with Bruce Ohr, whose wife Nellie Ohr was a Fusion GPS operative. Jordan is trying to get him to talk about that flow of information from Hillary Clinton/DNC-funded Fusion, through the Ohrs, to the FBI. He's declining to answer.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) July 12, 2018
About that “Dudley Do Right” image he’s trying to paint:
Strzok–who slept with an FBI co-worker behind his wife's back, texted that he wanted to stop Trump, that he was an f'ing idiot, and that Trump voters were ignorant hillbillies–just claimed that he held himself to the highest possible standard while investigating Trump.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 12, 2018
What would you call such a ‘man’?
Coward? Obama’s Flunky?
Deep State operative?
Homewrecker? Traitor? Felon?
A stain on the reputation and integrity of the FBI
A lying sack of excrement? True enough, but maybe that’s too easy or too obvious.
Hillary’s Bitch? A little better, maybe.
Future prison jumpsuit model?
The bastard love child of Benedict Arnold and J Edgar Hoover?
You’ve got others. We’re sure of it.
Let’s hear the best you’ve got. Better still, tag your favorite Deep State figures with your answers on whichever social media platforms you like best.
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