Dear Trump Voters: Strzok Called You ‘Ignorant Hillbillies’ – What Do You Call Him?

Written by Wes Walker on July 13, 2018

Sure, we’ve all been called worse things by better people. But if you could look him in the face, and respond to him, what would you call him?

Of course, the comment section will be wide open for anything we leave out because we’ve seen the creativity of our readers and want to leave room for your own additions.

But let’s get the ball rolling, shall we? First, a recap of just who we are dealing with.

He was in the team investigating Hillary’s email — did some of the interviewing, the team involved in the Trump investigation, he was called out by name in an IG report for his personal biases — which became famous in his emails on his work phone with Lisa Page, the woman he was reportedly cheating on his wife with (and she with her husband).

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He’s being held up by Liberals as a ‘hero’ of their resistance movement, and by the Right as the poster boy of the Corruption found in the ‘Deep State’.

Strzok showed up for that farce of a hearing where he showed himself a bigger drama queen — if it can be believed — than even Comey.

And his weirdness factor is off the charts.

Is he upset about how he’s being characterized in the press? That’s ironic.

About that investigation of Russia matter? This is awkward:

About that “Dudley Do Right” image he’s trying to paint:

What would you call such a ‘man’?

Coward? Obama’s Flunky?

Deep State operative?

Homewrecker? Traitor? Felon?

A stain on the reputation and integrity of the FBI

A lying sack of excrement? True enough, but maybe that’s too easy or too obvious.

Hillary’s Bitch? A little better, maybe.

Future prison jumpsuit model?

The bastard love child of Benedict Arnold and J Edgar Hoover?

You’ve got others. We’re sure of it.

Let’s hear the best you’ve got. Better still,  tag your favorite Deep State figures with your answers on whichever social media platforms you like best.

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