‘The Beast’: Trump’s Bomb Proof Presidential Limo Is Awesome – Here’s The Details

Sure, Batman may have the Batmobile, but the President has ‘The Beast’… and it’s not just Hollywood cool. It’s real life.

We’ve come a long way from that Kennedy Limo, haven’t we?

Here’s a breakdown of what it does:

Just few of the highlights:

Driver: Check out his training!

Doors: Armor plate, thickness and weight of a 757 cabin door. Airtight.

Body: Military grade. Steel, Titanium, Ceramic, and Aluminum.

Shotguns. Tear gas, and even an emergency blood supply on hand should the President be injured.

Even the tires are cool: Kevlar reinforced, shred and puncture resistant, steel rims that you can still drive on in an emergency.

If any single art piece could capture the wave that carried DJT to the White House, this is the one…

Drain the Swamp available through the ClashDaily Store.

“I love how Trump looks confident. He’s not weepy or angry. He’s winning and doing exactly what he promised, namely, Making America Great Again. I also really enjoyed painting Comey, Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, Debbie and Anderson Cooper getting sucked down the drain. This is one of the funniest paintings I have ever painted. I couldn’t be happier and I hope these prints adorn the walls of every Trump supporter. I’m so glad Brandon Vallorani commissioned me to paint this epic, hilarious, and patriotic masterpiece.” — Doug Giles

Where can you see this fine — and hilarious — portrait?

No, you don’t have to wait until this beauty is hung in the Smithsonian. You can get your own copy of Drain the Swamp right here.

Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):

Why be average? It’s so overrated.

Everyone does that.

You need to Do Epic Sh-t.

Wes Walker

About the author, Wes Walker: Wes Walker is the author of "Blueprint For a Government that Doesn't Suck". He has been lighting up since its inception in July of 2012. Follow on twitter: @Republicanuck View all articles by Wes Walker

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