Dude Cuts Off His Friend’s Johnson For Hitting On His Wife – And Then It Gets Worse!

Written by Wes Walker on July 25, 2018

Your first reaction will be to ask how things could ‘possibly’ get worse? Then you will read what ELSE happened to him, and cringe.

Imagine waking up after a bender and not knowing what happened last night… or why your penis is missing?

They say Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.

This guy is giving that folk wisdom a run for it’s money.

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After all, it takes a fair bit of fury to lop off your best friend’s tallywacker.

Plot twist: one drunken best friend became dinner for another ‘best friend’. Yes, indeed — the man’s missing member was fed to the dogs.

So, how did it come to this?

In Thailand, in the middle of a drinking binge, one buddy went on a booze run, while the best friend waited at his place.

That was a mistake.

When he came back from the run, he was met by his wife, Tin (52) — who had been sleeping — frantically yelling about his drinking buddy, Suwit (39) having touched her while she slept.

That’s when the husband, Permsak (50), took a hammer and knocked Suwit in the head with it.

Suwit now unconscious, Permsak proceeded to remove the buddy’s offending appendage.

… with a fruit knife.

If that weren’t bad enough, he threw it outside to his dogs, where they proceeded to devour it.

He woke up the next day.

In the hospital.

Not remembering any of what happened, or why his member was missing.

Here’s the second plot twist.

What did Suwit do to upset Tin so badly?

He stroked her arm.

Maybe he should have gotten the whole story first.

Or maybe he should have skipped the booze run. On reflection, it’s pretty clear they really didn’t need MORE booze at that point.

Yikes.

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