George Clooney Crashes His Scooter – Who The Hell Rides A Scooter?

Written by K. Walker on July 10, 2018

By: K. Walker

ClashDaily Associate Editor

The Hollywood star was hit by a car and crashed into the windshield.

George Clooney, 57, was in Sardinia on his way to filming his new show for Hulu when the accident occurred.

The star was treated at the scene. His injuries were minor.

A source told MailOnline the US star, 57, was riding his scooter from his house in Puntaldia, Sardinia, to the set of his new Hulu TV series, Catch 22, which is in Capo Ceraso, in Olbia, when the accident occured [sic].

George was at the intersection of Costa Corallina, a tourist village with a private harbour, when he got hit by the car as it turned left to enter the village.

The source added that George hit the windshield with his head and fell to the ground at around 7am, where he was quickly treated on the road.

Fortunately the star had a helmet and was not driving very fast,  but the windscreen was badly smashed.

Source: Daily Mail

The most horrifying part of the incident is that Clooney was driving a scooter.

George and Amal on the scooter

Really, George — a scooter?

The Daily Mail reported it as a motorbike crash, but that’s just not the case.

It was a scooter.

He’s not going to be able to show his face in Hollywood after his slow-mo collision on his scooter.

Unless George is happy riding one of those effeminate European vehicles intended for women and the elderly.

Maybe he just doesn’t have a Man Card yet.

That’s obvious, George — because you own a scooter.


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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker