WATCH: Great White Gets In Bro’s Shark Cage – Epic Footage

Written by Wes Walker on July 16, 2018

Why is this clip scarier than Jaws?

Because this actually happened.

Safety first, they say, right?

Well, what happens if you do all the right things to make sure you’re safe…

… and they fail?

What would you do if you found yourself sharing a shark cage —  with the very shark it was designed to keep out?

Because that’s what happened to the poor schmuck in this video off the coast of Mexico.

Great White Shark Smashes Open Diver's Cage

Terrifying video captures great white shark breaking open diver's cage with diver still inside off Mexico coast. Spoiler alert: The diver emerges shaken, but unharmed.

Posted by ABC News on Friday, October 14, 2016

The good news is that the diver lived.

Would you go back in the water again after a nightmare scenario like that?

Or better yet:

Here’s a shirt for real men (and women, too):

Why be average? It’s so overrated.

Everyone does that.

You need to Do Epic Sh-t.

If you don’t think so, add some more meat to your diet and read this while you wait for your steak to grill:

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