Here’s your feel-good video clip for the day. Bug-haters, you are gonna love this!
Yes, yes, we know that bugs are God’s creatures and a necessary part of our ecosystems, blah, blah, blah — but why the heck are they so dang creepy?
Besides, there are literally gazillions of them — why not have a little fun?
Especially when you face multiple millions of them deep in the heart of Texas.
If you don’t take them out, they’ll take over, and well, that’s just gross.
This is where the Bug Assault Gun comes in.
It does exactly what it promises to do — it blasts those bugs into next week, but not necessarily in one piece.
Slow motion video of the bug assault at work deep in the heart of Texas. Which kill shot was your favorite? #bugassault
Posted by Warriors And Wildmen on Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Man, I gotta get me one of these!
Why is that so satisfying to watch?
Personally, I love that spider that gets blown to smithereens.
Which was your favorite?
Let us know in the comments.
You know, this just might be a way to ease in those hipster tinkerpots into becoming one of the hunters and heroes that we’re always talking about on ClashDaily. Instead of shrieking like a little girl when they see a bug, they could man up and take one out.
Baby steps, amirite?
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