What kind of a moron picks a fight with a bison? This kind of moron.
Full points for this bro’s courage. His intelligence is another story.
In Yellowstone National Park, where does a bison take a stroll?
Wherever the hell it pleases.
In this case, it took a stroll in the middle of traffic.
And one bro obviously got tired of waiting for it to move. So he got out of his truck, to do something about it.
The bison really did get the last laugh. The guy who ‘did something about it’ got himself arrested. (See update after the poll, below)
Did he really think he could ‘scare the bison away’?
When it was all over, the Bison was still in traffic. And the bro had retreated to his truck.
He’d better be careful about how much he embellishes that story when he gets home to his buddies. Because they caught it on camera.
If you were wondering why women live longer than men, or why ‘Darwin Awards’ exist, it’s because the world has no shortage of guys like this.
Would you call this ‘bison bro’ ‘brave’ or ‘stupid’?
Here’s the ‘rest of the story’:
It was a weekend to remember. Not only did he go viral, but he got to meet a nice Park Ranger in the process.
A man seen in a widely circulated video provoking a Yellowstone National Park bison by waving his arms at the creature, prompting it to charge him, was arrested by rangers on suspicion of harassing wildlife, park officials said on Friday.
Raymond Reinke, 55, of Pendleton, Oregon, was taken into custody late Thursday by rangers at Glacier National Park in Montana, where Reinke had traveled after being cited on Tuesday evening by Yellowstone rangers for the bison incident that took place earlier that day.
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