Creepy Porn Lawyer Points His Freak Show At Kavanaugh – Says He Has A ‘3rd Accuser’

The attorney for Stormy Daniels seems to be really upset that his 15 minutes of fame are up. He’s out there working the angles to get back on network news stations. Check out this fresh load of B.S.

The sudden — and unverifiable — accusations against Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, have knocked Stormy (and, by extension Avenatti,) right out of the headlines.

And he had a real taste for stardom. He was a staple on MSNBC and CNN, he even made it onto Tucker Carlson’s show on Fox News.

Ah, it was the good life.

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He even said that he was so fixated with the truth that he wasn’t looking to be on television.

He was seen as the #Resistance hero right up until there was a new hero in town, and she was already lawyered up.

What’s a guy to do to get his mug back on CNN?

Well, there’s really only one thing he could do… release that alleged video of Trump and Stormy doing the nasty.

But that was back in March and we’ve heard zero about it since — it may be safe to assume it was all bluster.

So, he’s got to do the next best thing — find a new accuser that he can represent.

The Creepy Porn Lawyer is claiming that Brett Kavanaugh and Mark Judge ran some sort of sex trafficking ring where they drugged women at house parties so that they could be gang-raped by a ‘train of men’.

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

On MSNBC Monday night, Avenatti told host Rachel Maddow that his mystery client could conceivably bring criminal charges and that he would reveal her identity within the next two days.

Avenatti says the woman will ‘literally risk her life’ by going public.

The lawyer said the woman is ‘100 per cent credible’ and is willing to take a polygraph if Kavanaugh does as well.

Watch his statement on Maddow’s show:

Avenatti said that the woman, who once worked for the U.S. Mint and the State Department, has information about Kavanaugh and his childhood friend, Mark Judge.

‘It will relate to how they behaved at countless house parties,’ Avenatti told USA Today earlier in the day.

He says there will be ‘many, many’ corroborating witnesses to confirm the woman’s account.

Source: Daily Mail

Ah, yes. The ‘many, many’ corroborating witnesses that were not found 6 times by the FBI when they did background checks on Brett Kavanaugh.

But, as he makes his rounds in the news circuit, he told Chris Cuomo that he’s actually got more than one client, and that he doesn’t believe that the statute of limitations will apply. That means he’s going to go after Kavanaugh for actual rape à la Bill Cosby.

This is what he’s trying to get you to believe.

Not only that, Avenatti says that he doesn’t believe Brett Kavanaugh’s claim of virginity until ‘many years’ after high school. Coming out as a virgin for years must prove that he’s actually a sexual predator

AVENATTI: I just think it’s absolutely unbelievable. And I think the American people are smarter than this. You cannot reconcile the individual on Fox News with the individual that was joined at the hip with Mark Judge throughout the years at issue. You just can’t. I don’t believe that America is going to believe what Brett Kavanaugh just stated on Fox News.

CUOMO: So, what exactly is he saying? Is he saying that he did not have sexual intercourse?

AVENATTI: Are we going to get into a definition of sexual intercourse? Does that mean he performed oral sex or had oral sex performed on him? Does that mean any host of any other sexual activities occurred? Or does he want America to believe that the only thing that he did until well into his college years was effectively kiss or French kiss a woman? Is that what he wants America to believe? I don’t believe it.

I actually agree with Avenatti that ‘you can’t reconcile those two’ — yeah, because the Avenatti accusation is completely unbelievable.

Watch him talk to one of the candidates for the Dumbest Man On Television, CNN’s Chris Cuomo about his client, the Victim-Witness™:

Avenatti has said that he doesn’t traffic in ‘rumors and nonsense’ and he’s completely credible. We’re supposed to believe that because he said so.

What about that DVD, then? It seems that all he does is traffic in ‘rumors and nonsense’. His main client is a woman who gets paid to have sex, alleges a consensual sexual encounter that she used transactionally, signed a non-disclosure agreement, and then broke it in order to profit from it. She then went out on a stripper tour called ‘Make America Horny Again’ — a direct play on Trump’s campaign slogan.

It sounds like that’s literally Avenatti’s job.

Suddenly, his Twitter account is now private.

Avenatti used the hashtag #Basta which means ‘enough’ in Italian and Spanish. Slate did a whole piece on how the Creepy Porn Lawyer was trying to make it a thing and failed.

It looks like Basta was Basta.

He’s blaming this on ‘bots’ and ‘Trump trolls’.

Which is too bad, because he had some juicy stuff up there.

Like the latest accusations against Kavanaugh.

Here are some screenshots:

This tweet which just seems completely made up:

Perhaps it was because he called a Supreme Court nominee a ‘liar’:

Or maybe it was because of stuff like this:

It seems to me that he is just a peddler of salacious allegations with little to no evidence to back them.

Let’s see who’s right on this one — the well-respected Judge that volunteers at a soup kitchen and has been on the short-list for the Supreme Court for years, or the Creepy Porn Lawyer that is parading himself on CNN and MSNBC.

The Trumpinator: every time his rivals think they’ve got him down and out, he stands back up and keeps on coming.

They laughed when he announced his candidacy. They thought he was going to some circus act.

They couldn’t have been more wrong.

He survived the primaries and got the nomination. He knocked out Crooked Hillary.

He beat CNN at their own game, and their ratings are now circling the toilet.

Mueller and the Dossier aren’t just coming up empty, they’re exposing the misdeeds of Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Strzok and all the rest.

And Trump is still keeping promises, and getting things done.

The economy is doing exactly what he promised it would. #PromisesKept

And in 2020, The Trumpinator is gonna do it again.

He’ll be back.

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