If you were wondering how long it’s been since Kimmel told a joke, his call for the ‘Bobbitt-ing’ of a sitting judge should help remind you. It’s all political, all the time.
Turn the Trump-rage up to eleven, and break off the knob.
If you’ll pardon the expression.
In Jimmy Kimmel’s twisted little mind, the presumption of innocence does not even extend to a sitting JUDGE who has been vetted through 6 — SIX — background checks.
Here is Jimmy Kimmel’s own network, ABC, reminding us of the extensive background checks already conducted on Judge Kavanaugh.
Despite passing through six FBI background checks, a unanimous “well-qualified” rating by the American Bar Association, even an endorsement from former President Bill Clinton’s former personal attorney: His nomination process has been a severe battle.
But we’ve entered the world where even comics are political first, and American second… or a long way after that.
There is no more E Pluribus Unum. There is ‘we’ and ‘they’… and ‘they’ must be destroyed. That’s why his alleged humor sounds more vindictive than funny.
Listen to the ‘compromise’ that Kimmel gives to accept the nomination:
You can skip ahead to about the 6:30 mark for the ‘big finish’ unless you’d like to hear a meandering monologue about his wife going to a Beyonce concert.
You get to be Justice, so long as you lop off that offensive tallywhacker of yours.
That’s pretty rich from a ‘comic’ who has participated in a movement that opposes infant circumcision.
But why would a judge’s penis need to be cut off?
Because somebody — years ago, and without any corroboration — claims to have had a ‘metoo’ moment with a sitting judge.
Seriously Kimmel? First, you mocked a man for standing up on TV and telling the world he was a virgin until well after his college years.
That’s a dumb play, even by Kimmel ‘standards’ for two reasons:
1) because it shows how deeply ignorant Kimmel is about people with serious personal or religious convictions actually delaying sexual gratification.
2) because he just declared ‘open season’ on one of the lesser-known LGBT sub-groups… the ‘asexuals’.
Or is it OK to mock LGBT groups now?
And then you bought into the ‘he’s a rapist’ line? Where are your pithy shots at Keith Ellison, (Democrat), Cory ‘I groped her’ Booker (Democrat), Senator Sherrod ‘restraining order’ Brown (Democrat) or Senator “hung-jury” Menendez?
Crickets. If only we could see a pattern somewhere. But a guy who cleared SIX background checks is somehow a criminal mastermind?
If Kimmel making accusations about Kavanaugh’s bad behavior being Bobbitt-Worthy, what does that say about Jimmy? Shouldn’t Jimmy have to lop something off just to avoid Hollywood’s MeToo cudgel?
After all Jimmy ‘Man Show’ Kimmel’s finger-wagging of Kavanaugh is a little like Bill Clinton scolding the Dahli Lama.
Or does he think we’ve forgotten when a girl even HE was worried might be underage was grabbing his crotch on TV? We notice none of those girls are Big-but-Beautiful. Why does Kimmel hate curvy women, he’s not a fat-shamer, is he? And why do they all seem so very young?
Here’s some more evidence of Kimmel’s ‘moral high ground’.
Sustained outrage like this is one more reason why the Left has overplayed their hand, and are getting even never-Trumpers to say ‘enough is enough’.
I hear this kind of thing from so many conservatives who are not Trump fans. I feel the same way. https://t.co/JzzVYwkfsc
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) September 25, 2018
The Trumpinator: every time his rivals think they’ve got him down and out, he stands back up and keeps on coming.
They laughed when he announced his candidacy. They thought he was going to some circus act.
They couldn’t have been more wrong.
He survived the primaries and got the nomination. He knocked out Crooked Hillary.
He beat CNN at their own game, and their ratings are now circling the toilet.
Mueller and the Dossier aren’t just coming up empty, they’re exposing the misdeeds of Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Strzok and all the rest.
And Trump is still keeping promises, and getting things done.
The economy is doing exactly what he promised it would. #PromisesKept
And in 2020, The Trumpinator is gonna do it again.
He’ll be back.