Duplicitous Dames: Check Out Pelosi & Fauxcahonta’s Flip-Flop On AG Sessions And Try Not To LYAO

Written by K. Walker on November 9, 2018

The firing of Jeff Sessions as Attorney General has caused quite a conundrum for a few people on the left.

Do they celebrate that an obvious ‘Trump sycophant’ is gone, or do they cry foul at the blatant ‘authoritarianism’ of the President?

What to do… what to do?

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It’s a real dilemma, guys. This is what happens when your Trump Derangement Syndrome™ has a Split Personality Disorder.

Nancy Pelosi Tweeted that Jeff Sessions should have resigned in this tweet on March 2, 2017:

But things are different now.

Life comes at you fast.

And then there’s Fauxcahontas, Elizabeth Warren, who is on an altogether different level.

She had a whole lot to say about Jeff Sessions becoming Attorney General because he was ‘unfit’ for office because he’s a racist, bigot, who eats children or something.

And then she expressed how upset she was with the Senate for confirming him.

Warren was then incredibly concerned about his role in stomping out the investigation into ‘Russian Collusion’. She even demands his resignation.

But, now that Sessions is no longer the AG, it’s a ‘Constitutional Crisis’.

So, which is it, Liz?

Should Sessions be AG or not?

Is it a ‘Constitutional crisis’ or not?

It’s gotta be rough being Pelosi or Warren these days.

I’m sure they imagined their lives wouldn’t be like this — after dedicating their lives to politics, they’re stuck helplessly standing on the sidelines watching the tremendous success of reality television star, President Donald J. Trump, and trying to remain consistent in their constant barrage of criticism.

I think the ‘Old Guard’ in the Democratic Party is officially broken, which is a little terrifying considering what the new recruits are like.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll


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