LMAO: ‘Monopoly For Millennials’ Is The PERFECT Board Game For The Snowflakes On Your Shopping List

Written by Wes Walker on November 15, 2018

This sure isn’t your grandfather’s Monopoly.

For one thing, don’t expect to find the iron or the thimble game pieces.

For another, there’s a significant change in the rules.

The front of the box says “Forget real estate. You can’t afford it anyway.”

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Day-um. That slogan went straight for the jugular, didn’t it?

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If you look closely, their mascot is wearing a participation ribbon

“Money doesn’t always buy a great time, but experiences, whether they’re good — or weird — last forever,” reads the game’s description. So rather than collect cash and real estate, as in traditional versions, players collect experiences such as dining at a vegan bistro or doing a meditation retreat—or simply staying in their parents’ basement.

“Adulting is hard. You deserve a break from the rat race!” the blurb adds. Game pieces include a crying emoji and a hashtag.

But the game has drawn mixed reactions. Many millennials are offended while others find it hilarious and jeer at any negative reaction as a classic instance of millennials being coddled.

Source: ABC

Parents’ basement. No kidding, they ‘went there’.

We weren’t kidding when we told you the rules were … different.

Another example? Apparently, the person with the highest student debt loan goes first.

Game pieces include a hashtag and an emoji.

Think they’ll get people outraged? Of course.

They already have.

Can such an ‘offensive’ game sell?

Sure looks that way — Hasbro is already sold out.

Remember how freaked out the Libs got after seeing Trump in his trademark red-and-white hat? Just wait until they see him in THIS one!

In a playful tribute to the sackful of goodies Trump’s leadership has been to our nation in taking the brakes off our economy, slashing regulation, cutting taxes, and putting a stop to judicial activism — here is another one of Doug Giles’s “MAGA Masterpieces” …


… we give you ‘Santa Trump‘. Sorry to say, the original is sold. But prints are available for those who want one either for themselves or as a gift.

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