Christmas gift giving sure has changed in a few short generations.
For instance, when’s the last time you gave that special someone a pack of cigarettes?
Is there a woman alive today that secretly wishes her husband would buy her a vacuum for Christmas?
Holy Smokes! Here’s another one!
Are they offering children’s Counseling for Christmas?
If you’re still deciding what BRAND of cigarette to give as a gift, here’s yet another one to choose from.
This one here is the stuff of nightmares.
Good luck ‘un-seeing’ it.
Want to give her the murder weapon she’ll club you to death with?
Jewel-like beauty? Sure.
Which of these 58 models of murder weapon would you like to be killed with?
Are your armpits smelling gross?
How about your lady-parts?
Sheets for Christmas, for the guy who’d rather be hung than beaten to death.
Mouthwash, is it?
Or maybe it’s a prequel to ‘Taken’?
You might want to line up a good divorce lawyer first.
A sewing machine. You shouldn’t have!
It’s not even a Singer.
Did you read the text?
Holiday ‘hero’ indeed.
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