What would YOU do with your limb after an amputation? It certainly would not be what this guy had in mind.
An anonymous man who suffered a serious motorcycle injury shared his amputation story on Reddit.
For those who doubt his credibility, he added some unsettling photos. (The grossest of them is here.)
He included the photo of his after x-ray…
Photos of the amputation…
The guy who tells his story goes by the nickname ‘Shiny’.
Shiny said he originally wanted to have his foot taxidermied or freeze-dried so he could use it as a house lamp or a doorstep holder. He stated, “It’s not going to be cremated and chucked into a landfill. It’s a part of me, and I want it back.”
And so…that’s exactly what happened. Doctors gave him his foot back, in which he froze. Since it was too expensive to freeze dry ($1,200 to be exact) he decided to cast it in plaster to use as a doorstop, then capture a 3D rendering so he can make key chains. But, then that’s when the idea of eating it came about. When asked about how he prepared the foot to be eaten, he said,
“Before we cast it, I quickly took a knife from my kitchen and cut a chunk off the top of my shin. The skin was already kind of off from the surgery, leaving a big chunk of muscle exposed. I just took the muscle. I put it in a plastic bag and put it in my freezer….After we cast the leg, I took a bunch of pictures, put it in a box of flowers, and cremated it.”
“Just took the muscle” led to where the story turned creepy.
Having the chunk in his hands, he called 10 of his friends and asked them if they were down to eat his human meat…which by a shock, they all say yes. One of his friend’s boyfriends is a professional chef so she decided to ask if he would cook the meat, and of course, what chef wouldn’t say yes. Shiny required the chef, his girlfriend, his ex-girlfriend, four friends he’s known for over 10 years, and one of their daughters. Can you imagine that conversation, though!
It was not your typical brunch.
On Sunday, July 10, 2016, three weeks after the accident, Shiny (who prefers to remain anonymous), invited 10 of his most “open-minded” friends to brunch. They ate puff pastries, chocolate cake, fruit tarts, and gin drank lemonade punches and mimosas. What was unusual about this brunch? The main course was fajita tacos made from Shiney’s severed human limb!
The rest of the foot was turned into ashes.
Is ‘Shiny’ just nasty? Or is he a rare adventurous badass making the best of a bad situation?
This writer would probably puke right on my plate even at the thought of where it came from. What about you?
If it was your foot, what would you have done?
Most people wouldn’t want what he’s serving up. But here’s something people DO want:
The ‘Impeach 45 Crowd’ aren’t the only ones Trump is ‘wanted’ by. The MAGA voters who see what he’s doing for America have some strong feelings about him too.
He has appointed judges who believe in the Constitution as a foundational document. He has smashed the so-called ISIS Caliphate, making them homeless. He has deported a real-live Nazi prison guard. (He’s not very good at being ‘literally Hilter’.) And the Economy? It’s on fire!
The people WANT his strong leadership.
The people WANT his pro-growth, pro-freedom policies.
The people WANT America to once again embrace its top-dog role in the World Stage.
They want Trump for 2020.
And for those who love it as much as we do, that wanted poster is available here.
You can put it up in your home, or maybe the local Post Office.
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