Ocasio-Cortez Declares SPA Days ‘Political’ – No, This Isn’t Satire

Written by K. Walker on December 18, 2018

She hasn’t officially started her job yet and Rep-Elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is already taking a vacation.

The new session of Congress will begin on January 3 at noon. Despite this, the 29-year old girl from the Bronx is going to take some time for herself before she starts what will be a truly difficult job for her.

I assume that she will have a rough go of it because she seems to clearly be puzzled by what the government is and how it works. Additionally, she opens her mouth to insert her foot and opens it again only to change feet.

Yes, I’m sure we’ll get our money’s worth with this ‘Democratic Socialist’ member of Congress.

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She advocates socialism but, like many of the other champagne socialists (*cough* Bernie *cough*) she loves to live the good life.

Speaking of the good life, on Monday she announced on Twitter that she was going to take ‘a few days’ to ‘take care’ of herself before an ‘eventful term’ in office.

She was praised for being ‘honest’ about how it’s hard to avoid burnout in a challenging job and challenges the idea that ‘working hard’ means that you actually have to work hard. She says that she went from practicing yoga 3-4 times per week and cooking wild rice and salmon dinners for herself to falling asleep in her clothes with her makeup still on and eating fast food after the long days campaigning. (Campaigning that paid off, by the way.) She says that the challenges to ‘self-care’ is especially difficult for those that are from economically difficult backgrounds, immigrants, minorities, and women. This is because she’s got to toss in identity politics into literally ALL OF THE THINGS.

So, she’s taking some time for herself after all that hard work of campaigning. She says she is doing it because ‘self-care is political.’

She literally just politicized self-care.

Never fear! Ocasio-Cortez has announced that you can join her on her self-care journey via Instagram (IG).

Ocasio-Cortez has been touted as the ‘future’ of the Democratic Party.

God help them.

Ocasio-Cortez is taking some heat for her decision to take a spa break. One of her critics is a woman that lives in New York’s 14th Congressional District.

Others are just annoyed that she’s taking a break hot on the hells of having taken a break after winning the election in November.

There’s one guy that seems to have boundless energy and he’s 43 years her senior. That’s right, our very own hard working President Trump. Who manages to get a tremendous amount done and still take time to enjoy the good life and a round of golf.

It’s all the energy and the optimism of the 1980s recaptured for a new generation and the 80s were awesome!

Music was kick-ass. Movies were fun. The sky was the limit under the Reagan economy. There was a spirit of energy and optimism that’s difficult to describe to anyone who wasn’t part of it.

Eventually, it all petered out and faded into memory. Then Trump came along, cranked up the tunes and got America Rocking again!

He plowed through the endless #Resistance and has put the nation Back on Track.

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Trump’s been hard at work Putting America First and Making America Great Again.

And he’s having a helluva time while he’s doing it. Energy, Optimism and a belief that America — and her people — really ARE great!

It’s what we should EXPECT of our leaders, isn’t it? Here’s a painting depicting EXACTLY why we WILL see “Four More Years”.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll


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