Just because it works in the movies, doesn’t mean it works in the real world.
That’s the lesson this would-be intruder learned the hard way.
Some creepy dude walked up to a home in Myrtle Beach and tried to smash his way through the door. But the door was considerably stronger than he was.
Even before he started slamming himself into the door, he seems a little ‘off’.
But by the third time he slammed into the door, he was totally punch-drunk.
(Was he hitting that door head-first, or something?)
On his third attempt, he knocked himself out and collapsed on the railing. He ran away after he was able to pull himself up.
‘The police found him in a ditch and an ambulance took him away.’
She also told CBS 17 that the man ‘looked like the walking dead.’
Cpl. Thomas Vest with the Myrtle Beach Police Department, said police decided that ‘seeking medical attention for him was the best course of action’ for the man and that he hasn’t been charged with any crime.
We’re not exactly sure WHAT this guy’s problem was, but as a public service announcement this seems a good time to say…
Did we mention the guy was covered in mud? Where the heck did he even come from?
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by Doug Giles
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