What would you do if you found THIS mess under your shed?
Personally, I’d move — at the very least I’d run away stifling my screams. But then, I’m a woman, (and a Northerner at that,) so… I’m going to use that as my excuse.
Look, I’m just not a fan of snakes, especially venomous snakes.
However, as unsettled by snakes as I am, I think finding dozens of rattlers under your shed might unnerve even those with the steeliest of dispositions.
It certainly freaked out the rancher when he found a big ol’ pile of Hazard Spaghetti under his shed.
The ranch owner Bobby Cowan and his friends, Matt Stanley and Levi Kirkland, planned to do work on a windmill on Tuesday when a small rattlesnake slithering underneath an abandoned hunting cabin on the property caught their attention, the San Antonio Express-News reports.
When the trio followed the reptile to the building, they decided to lift the floor of the structure with a skid loader.
They were immediately confronted by the rattling of over three dozen venomous snakes.
‘We were definitely — what’s the right word — freaked out, maybe,’ Bobby Cowan said about the encounter. ‘Very, very surprised. As soon as we lifted up the building, we slammed it right back down because there were so many of them.’
Matt Stanley took a video of the slithering nest of vipers once they lifted the floor a second time. This time the men noticed the snakes were slower due to the cooling temperatures.
Source: Daily Mail
Bobby’s wife, Jessica, posted this on Social Media, ‘Welp… look what Bobby just found at our place in Gorman!!!!!!!!! #jesusforrealtakethewheel #nope.‘
I hear you, Jessica, I hear you.
This is why the kiddos call them ‘Nope Ropes’ or ‘Danger Noodles’.
Here’s a handy-dandy guide to ‘sneks’. (Yes, I know it’s an advertisement, but it’s hilarious!)
Cowan and his friends were able to move the snakes far away from livestock using long sticks and garbage cans. They counted 36 rattlers, but believe that there could have been more than 50 living under the shed.
So, they relocated them?!?
Yikes!
That means that those snakes are still out there… somewhere.
In the apropos words of Jessica Cowan, #JesusForRealTakeTheWheel!
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