Moms Make A PORNO For Their Kids To Learn Sex – No, This Isn’t Satire

Written by Wes Walker on March 13, 2019

With stories like this out there, how DOES The Onion still stay in business? The true stories are getting weirder than the satire.

Some moms didn’t like the trends and quality of the porn out there and were concerned about the effects that smut would have on their impressionable kids… so they made some of their own.

That’s right. Some moms who didn’t like the rapey-ness of today’s porn got together, consulted with some ‘Industry Experts’ and filmed some of their own.

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Sarah, 40, from North Wales was left in tears after watching rape-based born.

According to the Mirror, she said: “If that was the first time I’d seen anything about sex I’d be petrified. I just thought all of a sudden that I was going to throw up.

“We need to show kids that there’s something else than this horrible sh*t we see on the internet.

She continued: “If my son treated a woman like that I would kick his arse to kingdom come.

…The mums worked with industry experts and were given all the tools they needed to make the movie.

They were left completely in control – from writing and casting, to directing and editing their fully mum-approved pornographic film.

…Their mission was to create a film which not only works as pornography but also promotes healthy attitudes towards sex and relationships for the next generation.

The porn film will be aired on in the final of the three-part show as they hold a viewing party for their family, friends – and most importantly, their kids.
Source: Sun

You know, in case watching the steamy scenes in a regular movie with your parents present wasn’t awkward enough… let’s go all-in. Er — so to speak.

Their solution to violent porn is more ‘noble’ porn? Whatever they THINK they’re selling in the ‘message’ does anyone really think kids are watching it for the plot or for a ‘how to’?

If you’re searching porn, chances are you’re looking for naked bodies having transactional sex. And whether she knows it or not, that’s what mom is providing.

Is there any downside to that? Of course there is, and it isn’t just schoolmarms and preachers who say so.

Former Porn actresses have spoken out about the dark side of ‘the industry’:

FROM PORN AGAIN TO BORN AGAIN: ‘World’s Hottest Porn Star’ Leaves XXX and Follows Christ

So have some ‘talent scouts’. As for the ‘Consenting Adults’ angle, it isn’t always so simple:
Think Pornography Is ‘Harmless’? Then I Dare You to Read This

Scientists warn about some unwanted effects — especially relevant for guys who don’t like the prospect of having a limp noodle:

LIMP NOODLE: Porn Equals Less Sex, Less Testosterone and Impotency

Porn Addiction: New Research Shows It Might Be As Potent As Narcotics

There’s been a pushback:

Ex-Porn Star Has A Powerful Message Conservative Parents Will LOVE

Unlikely Support Group: Atheist Calls For Sexual Purity on Web Forum

It began in June 2011, when someone posted a study that testosterone levels rise 45.7% in men after a week without self-gratification. It prompted some readers to start a forum to challenge each other do “go without”, and see for themselves.

Maybe this ‘Mums Make Porn’ thing needs a serious rethink.

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