At last count, more than 1.7 Million visitors had pledged to ‘Storm’ Area 51. So why WOULDN’T somebody make fun of them for it?
After all, the whole thing is just a joke that got out of hand.
In a post pinned to the top of the event page, a user named Jackson Barnes has drawn a diagram “game plan”, illustrating how different factions of attendees could best swarm the base.
Beneath his scheme, Barnes writes: “Hello US government, this is a joke, and I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan. I just thought it would be funny and get me some thumbsy uppies on the internet.” (He currently has 101,000 “thumbsy uppies” for his effort).
Barnes’s disclaimer contains perhaps the most important bit of information to retain from this story: “Storm Area 51” is all a joke. And through engaging with that joke, most people are simply trying to take it to further extremes of silliness, such as by posting goofy blitzkrieg suggestions based on astrological signs.
Since the tin foil hats are already out, “Good Patriot” has a few ideas of what things they should be looking for besides aliens.
That Betsy Ross flag is a nice touch, too.
Of course, some of those 1.7 Million missed the punchline entirely… the hotels there are sold out.
Somebody might want to remind them that they’re talking on ‘storming’ a military live-fire training area. Storming that REALLY isn’t the smartest idea.
Welcome to 2019, where we finding ourselves longing for the simpler stupidity when people were ‘only’ eating Tide Pods.
We’ve all seen the dishonest games the left have played with the power they’re entrusted with, they’re obviously unworthy of that trust.
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