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EPIC: Bad@ss 82yo Grannie Beats The Crap Out Of A Burglar

That dumb punk picked the WRONG house to rob… big-time.

When someone came trying to break into the house at night, 82yo Willie Murphy did what you’re supposed to do — she called the cops.

But the intruder wasn’t about to wait for them to show up before he broke into her house to rob her. Fortunately for Murphy — and unfortunately for her assailant — Murphy spends her days powerlifting at the gym.

She took matters into her own hands.

As Murphy tells it, she used a barrage of household items to attack the intruder, beginning with her own table.
“I took that table and I went to working on him,” she said. “And guess what? The table broke.”
Unphased, Murphy said, she used the metal legs of the table to keep hitting him.
After jumping on him a couple times, Murphy ran to the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of baby shampoo and squirted it on the man’s face as he tried to get up.
It didn’t end there. Next, she said, she took a broom and whacked him some more.
By that time, the intruder was ready to leave. Though Murphy said she can deadlift 225 pounds, she struggled to drag the man out of the house.
“He wants to get the heck out of there. And I’m trying to help him get out of the house, but he’s too heavy. I can’t move him. He’s dead weight.”
Source: CNN

It was only AFTER the intruder wanted to get the hell out of Dodge that the police arrived.

He left the scene, not in a squad car, but in an ambulance.

Maybe now he’ll figure out that larceny isn’t really paying off for him.

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