DEMOCRATS: Choose Your Fighter — Will It Be JoeMentia Or Bolshevik Bernie (Video)

Written by K. Walker on March 6, 2020

Which septuagenarian leftist will face President Trump? Will it be Sleepy Joe or Crazy Bernie?

The race to see who is going to be beaten by President Trump in November has finally narrowed down to two. (With apologies to Rep. Tulsi Gabbard who is still in the race but has been completely ignored because she’s not the right kind of Democrat.)

Despite the crowded Primary with a diverse field of candidates all attempting to out-left each other, it’s come down to just two monochromatic contenders: Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders.

So much for the left wanting to get “old white men” out of politics, eh?

The Democrats have whittled the field down to:

  • A guy who isn’t sure where he is half the time, forgot who it was that created all men equal, and has a penchant for sniffing the heads of women and children.
  • An angry old commie who praises authoritarian regimes, rubs elbows with anti-semites, and wants to impose the red-tape of government onto your healthcare.

Since the Democrats have decided that those two are the best that they have to offer up as tribute to run against President Trump in The Most Important Election Ever™ we might as well have some fun mocking them for it.

Tom Elliot of Grabien posted a fantastic video on Twitter doing just that.

Biden, a 77-year-old lifetime politician who has twice previously failed at capturing the presidency, is known mostly for being a mainstream Democrat who makes a ton of gaffes.

Sanders, a 78-year-old lifetime politician who has once previously failed at capturing the presidency, is known mostly for his affinity for communist regimes and for being America’s most prominent socialist.

For Democrats, it’s time to choose: Will it be the bumbling old man, or the cranky Trotskyite?

Source: GrabieNews

Biden and Bernie might not be the heroes that Democrats wanted, but they’re the heroes that they deserve.

What do you think?

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll