Doofus Taunts A Lion At The Zoo — That Was A BAD Idea (Video)

Written by Wes Walker on March 2, 2020

Pro-tip — the fences BEYOND the cages are to protect little kids and morons. Ignore them at your own risk.

We really don’t know what this guy was thinking.

Did he think the lion was tame?

Did he really think he could out-hustle an apex predator?

Was he just not playing with a full deck?

It’s hard to say for sure, other than the fact that won’t be making that mistake again.

Chances are, even if he WANTED to have a re-match with the lion, he’s banned for life.

If anyone knows the details about when and where this happened, you can leave that info in the comments section so we can have a little context, and know whether our hapless moron was able to keep some of his digits.

In most cases, when an animal bites a person, they are shot. Hopefully, this particular lion got to plead that he only did it in self-defense.

If he’d known the difference between the REAL ‘tough guy’ stuff and the bogus bravado kind, he never would have become famous for being stupid.

Friends don’t let friends be that stupid. If you know someone who needs it, get them some preventative help.

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