What’s the difference between Trump’s schtick ‘late-night comedy’? Simple. For one thing, their jokes are angry and tedious… while Trump’s are actually funny.
Trump brought his one-liners with him to CPAC, and for those hoping to see Trump’s speech peppered with his usual comedy and roasting, they were NOT disappointed.
He took his shot at a few people. But the biggest laugh of the night just might have come at Mini Mike Bloomberg’s expense.
Not only did mock all the money he’s throwing away and blast his debate performance he emphasized the beat-down he took from the hand of Pocahontas twisting the knife by speaking ‘as Mike’ twice.
The first time he said the punchline ‘get me off of this stage’, he was mocking Bloomberg’s ridiculous ass-kicking as he might mock anyone else’s.
But he came back for a second swipe, adding one extra detail that had the crowd in stitches.
This is peak @realDonaldTrump. @TheDemocrats don’t stand a chance going toe-to-toe with him. He won’t be a punching bag for Fauxcahontas @ewarren like #MiniMike @MikeBloomberg.
— HelvidiusPriscus ??? (@HelvidiusPrisc) March 1, 2020
Now you can enjoy it too.
And if THAT weren’t bad enough, Mike got his election chances slapped around a bit in church, too! The black church he was pandering to didn’t give him quite the reception he was hoping for. People stood with their backs to him pretty much the same way NYPD stands with their backs to De Blasio.
Bloomberg went to a church this morning in Alabama and people in attendance turned their backs to him as he spoke.
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) March 1, 2020
It might not have been that many… but how many people does it really take to make you look bad when campaigns are all about the sound bite, photo or video clip that will make or break an election?
No matter HOW you slice it, this isn’t a good look for someone trying to establish credibility with Black Democratic voters.
