Saturday night marked the 100th night of rioting in Portland with fireworks in the suburbs.
The fireworks were set off by Antifa and were targeting police…but hey, it was still festive! (Sorta.)
The Media(D) calls it “unrest” in Portland, but the rest of us can clearly see that the violence and destruction at these “protests” is really rioting.
Now that the polling has shown that normal people aren’t so keen on watching cities burn in the name of “mostly peaceful protest”, Democrats are cracking down on the lawlessness that they’ve allowed to run rampant for 100 nights.
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler said that he wanted the National Guard to help quell the ongoing nightly rioting, but it was the Governor that refused the assistance.
Portland's Democrat Mayor Ted Wheeler after he admits Oregon's Democrat Gov. Kate Brown refused the national guard: “I’m not sure how you specifically, operationally can prevent this”https://t.co/5HfJxGcuyU pic.twitter.com/LMRulcxOoC
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 30, 2020
When passing the buck to the Governor didn’t stick, he tried to do the same thing saying that it was all President Trump’s fault.
Video of @tedwheeler blaming @realDonaldTrump for the riots, "hate," and "division": "Do you seriously wonder, Mr. President, why this is the first time in decades that America has seen this level of violence?…you bring no peace. You bring no respect to our democracy." pic.twitter.com/oKnO4piomT
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) August 30, 2020
That was just days after sending a letter refusing federal assistance in stopping the riots.
But it’s no longer just the federal courthouse and the local police stations that are targets for the mob–on Saturday, they hit the suburbs.
Portland P.D. quickly called it a riot and started making arrests.
Earliest I’ve ever seen it declared a riot. Teargas and fireworks already in full force, and this was just shortly after 9 pm in Portland #PortlandRiots #Portland pic.twitter.com/1CzI5mrorj
— Brendan Gutenschwager (@BGOnTheScene) September 6, 2020
That’s because it got pretty wild before 9 PM.
It’s like a war zone in the residential area of SE Portland where antifa are rioting tonight. #PortlandRiots pic.twitter.com/UkgoL4pRPB
— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) September 6, 2020
At one point, a molotov cocktail was thrown at police and it hit the ground near one of the Antifa members and set his feet on fire.
Graphic: #Antifa rioters throw a Molotov cocktail in direction of police in SE Portland. It lands next to people, setting one on fire. Video by @TaylerUSA. #PortlandRiots pic.twitter.com/NJfEURKfkC
— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) September 6, 2020
The police had to move in to help these idiots put out the flame because they weren’t even doing that right.
Some Twitter users saw the video and couldn’t help but notice that it was pretty damned hilarious.
There was an opportunity for comedy gold by adding an appropriate soundtrack.
I automatically thought of The Benny Hill Theme song when I first saw this @BGOnTheScene video. (Turn sound on) pic.twitter.com/PwCKaZGRKE
— 6%MostlyPeacefulDavid-Excommunicado?? (@patrioit_david) September 6, 2020
There was something for everyone.
Antifa: the musical pic.twitter.com/BjadClZw92
— 6% serious (@Pinche_Gringos) September 6, 2020
The jokes made themselves.
here ya go 😉 pic.twitter.com/VcJLVv87Hx
— orac (@orac49012120) September 6, 2020
That Antifa dude had some moves considering he was on fire…
I couldn't help myself with this edit… pic.twitter.com/VjULa4N2Kt
— Nuance Bro (@NuanceBro) September 6, 2020
Here’s another throwback:
I’m going to hell for this.
Sound up. pic.twitter.com/uMQFAeuGmy
— 93% peaceful Josie™ (@TRHLofficial) September 6, 2020
A classic:
i was inspired to put it to a different song 😀 pic.twitter.com/ZDUfMCH2X0
— Jeb Emerson (LocJEB) (@Locjeb) September 6, 2020
Something altogether appropriate:
— Gorillian Apu ? (@GorillianApu) September 6, 2020
One guy did a play-by-play of “Andy Tifa” lighting himself on fire.
Breaking: 5 minutes into the Antifa March tonight in Portland, Andy Tifa accidentally lights himself on fire. pic.twitter.com/lLLCJn2Wsu
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) September 6, 2020
Version 2 with music only pic.twitter.com/KCp23AGsdh
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) September 6, 2020
The next few are absolutely hilarious!
OUCH, This had to hurt pic.twitter.com/S7lkR2a8Xs
— Jeff Dunetz (@yidwithlid) September 7, 2020
lmfao ?pic.twitter.com/iXRnKdsDk6
— Undoomed (@Undoomed) September 6, 2020
There’s nothing like the classics.
“We didn’t start the fire” pic.twitter.com/uR42KGqjYZ
— Ezra Levant ? (@ezralevant) September 6, 2020
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 6, 2020
This girl is on fire ? pic.twitter.com/Nnlgwo9VjO
— fiery but mostly peachy (@peachtealwhite) September 6, 2020
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Social media can be a toxic hellhole, but once in a while, it redeems itself.
Mocking cosplaying revolutionary tinkerpots is one of those times.
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