This Christmas will be different. For one thing, grandma’s gonna be packing heat.
It’s the Christmas song that started as a joke, but never quite went away.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
If you’re one of the four people alive who’s never heard it, here’s a sample of the lyrics:
One of the verses:
When they found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
And of course, the chorus:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
The NRA was riffing off that song when they posted this video:
Grandma isn’t getting run over by any reindeer this year. pic.twitter.com/Pz4zFTPbSA
— NRA (@NRA) November 29, 2020
This year, she’ll get the drop on the jolly old elf, and find out if Rudolph’s nose still shines so bright when it’s mounted above her mantelpiece.
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