BIDEN’S DOGS: Major Has Had Two Biting Incidents And Now There’s Dog Poop On The Floor Of The White House

Written by K. Walker on March 31, 2021

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President Biden can’t seem to keep his dogs in check and thinks he can handle major international threats? That’s embarrassing.

How is co-Prez Biden going to stand up to Vladimir Putin if he can’t get his own dogs to behave?

One day after it was reported that Biden’s 3-year old German Shepherd, Major, had a second biting incident, a reporter in the White House Press Pool said that both dogs were in the hallway… and so was a pile of canine feces.

“As pool gathered to load in the vans on the South Lawn driveway, Champ and Major were spotted in the hallway outside the Palm Room doors in front of the Diplomatic Room,” noted the journalist in a 10:27 a.m. dispatch as she awaited the departure of First Lady Jill Biden. “There was dog poo on the floor. It’s unclear which dog was responsible for it.”

Major had just returned to the White House after some time away with a trainer after biting a member of the White House Security team earlier this month. Major had been back at the White House for about a week before the second biting incident occurred.

On Monday, Major “nipped at” a National Park Service employee on the White House South Lawn. The employee went to the hospital as a precaution, but the White House says that the incident was minor and the bite didn’t break the skin.

Michael LaRosa, the spokesperson for the First Lady, explained that the second biting incident is because Major isn’t accustomed to the White House yet. “Major is still adjusting to his new surroundings and he nipped someone while on a walk,” said LaRosa.

So, does this mean that the dogs are headed back to Wilmington for more training?

These dogs are about as charming as their owner.

The President might want to be careful — sending the dogs back to Delaware might give the Vice President some ideas since she seems to be handling things just fine on her own.


As we’ve seen with other members of the Biden clan — *cough* Hunter *cough* — it seems that Major won’t be held accountable for his actions, either.

A spokeswoman for Washington, DC’s Humane Rescue Alliance, which takes legally-required reports on dog-biting incidents from Beltway residents, told The Post that the White House is exempt from the requirement.

Source: New York Post

Of course.

After all, he is a Biden.

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll