Thin-Skinned Chris Cuomo Owns Himself In Twitter Beef With Insignificant Twitter Account
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CNN’s Chris Cuomo doesn’t know how to use TwitterDotCom very well.
Last week, Chris Cuomo was hosting his show in Surfside, Florida where a condo collapsed and left several people dead, multiple injuries, and over 150 people unaccounted for. It was a catastrophic event and has really put life in perspective for many people. Our hearts go out to those affected and pray that more people will be found alive.
Cuomo, surprisingly, handled the coverage compassionately and didn’t let the anti-DeSantis partisanship color his coverage. He recognized that it’s a delicate operation to not have the building collapse further on top of possible survivors.
For ways to help go to: https://t.co/b4yx7sE1T7 pic.twitter.com/VxXR0FgJcz
— Christopher C. Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) June 26, 2021
Twitter users were complimenting him on his reportage. But it was one particular tweet by a guy who admitted that he’s not a fan and called him “Fredo” — which is a racial slur against Italians akin to the n-word according to Cuomo — that caught Bro Cuomo’s attention.
I’m not a fan of Fredo. However, that was an excellent report.
— Peter M. Pietrowski (@PietrowskiPeter) June 28, 2021
He quote-tweeted Peter Pietrowski and took the opportunity to bash him in the process.
I am a fan of all who call themselves ‘christian first’ then act like trash. https://t.co/sakolO2zEa
— Christopher C. Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) June 28, 2021
The thing is, although Cuomo loved the praise…
Chris, you and your colleagues are doing crucial work and doing it damn well. God bless you, man, and take care of yourself.
— StanYeahMan (@StanYeahMan) June 28, 2021
…he was also saying that this wasn’t the time to go after political foes — even though that’s exactly what he did with the quote-tweet of Pietrowski suggesting that he calls himself a Christian but acts like “trash” presumably for calling Cuomo “Fredo.”
Appreciated. We all know what we would want if we had missing loved ones. Crisis has no hue of red or blue. Or at least it shouldnt. The #SurfsideCollapse community was warm and embracing of need. Impressive and respected https://t.co/eIIWgeS6fd
— Christopher C. Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) June 28, 2021
Cuomo continued to retweet praise of his coverage by his handful of adoring fans and hitting back at his critics.
One tweet by a Twitter user named “uncle ruckus” with a whopping 14 followers was critical of Cuomo’s self-indulgent, self-congratulatory Twitter behavior and responded to one of the tweets with the comment, “You’re gonna break your arm jerking yourself off.”
Since CNN is the network where Jeffrey Toobin — known for tooting his Toobin during a Zoom call with his New Yorker colleagues — was allowed back on the network after only a few months in exile, it was a pretty funny little dig.
Cuomo, however, is as dumb as a sack of hammers and decided to post a weird photo of his bicep. He wrote, “That how this happened?! Hahahaha. Come on, baby, dont [sic] hate — facilitate. You can do better than this petty bs.”
That how this happened?! Hahahaha. Come on, baby, dont hate – facilitate. You can do better than this petty bs. https://t.co/pN84VyzDdz pic.twitter.com/0R5H7LSggV
— Christopher C. Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) June 28, 2021
Here’s the full photo.
It’s a truly bizarre response from the clearly narcissistic Chris Cuomo. Is he admitting that he does indeed stroke his *ahem* ego quite a bit? Is he saying that he could give Toobin a run for his money in a masturbatory marathon? Is that a CNN shirt that he’s wearing? And…what the heck is going on with his bicep? It looks weird. There’s just so much going on here.
But the weirdest thing about this is that Cuomo is so incredibly thin-skinned that he is responding to some parody account with a handful of followers that is advocating for the legalization of LSD.
TFW you’re reacting to a brand new Uncle Ruckus parody account. Advocating the legalization of LSD. With 14 followers. pic.twitter.com/7qGQfx0Z33
— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) June 28, 2021
Priceless.
The thing is, Cuomo seems quite content with his response and is continuing to quote tweet his fangirls.
#HappyPride https://t.co/CdP939gxGw
— Christopher C. Cuomo (@ChrisCuomo) June 28, 2021
What an absolutely bizarre guy.
He quickly became meme fodder for Right-Wing Twitter.
https://t.co/ryXHVE8urE pic.twitter.com/SqecpACuBi
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) June 28, 2021
A weird flex that’s literally a weird flex. What a time to be alive. https://t.co/1STwgz5flC
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) June 28, 2021
how did this happen, Chris? https://t.co/dlbPwbMaaY pic.twitter.com/71QJFocXZj
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) June 28, 2021
You should see Jeffery Toobin’s bicep https://t.co/qKotCBIjEl
— Dr. Ricardo Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) June 28, 2021
You should see the arm he uses on his brother Andrew. pic.twitter.com/VRwQIXFujh
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) June 28, 2021
We’re supposed to believe that this is one of our moral and intellectual superiors?! A member of that elite Corporate Media class that knows better than the rest of us because they breathe the same rarefied air? That dude can’t even respond to a sh*tposter properly.
I’m beginning to think that the “rarefied air” that the journos breathe in is just their own flatulence. How else could they be so stupid?
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