Thin-Skinned Chris Cuomo Owns Himself In Twitter Beef With Insignificant Twitter Account

Written by K. Walker on June 28, 2021

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CNN’s Chris Cuomo doesn’t know how to use TwitterDotCom very well.

Last week, Chris Cuomo was hosting his show in Surfside, Florida where a condo collapsed and left several people dead, multiple injuries, and over 150 people unaccounted for. It was a catastrophic event and has really put life in perspective for many people. Our hearts go out to those affected and pray that more people will be found alive.

Cuomo, surprisingly, handled the coverage compassionately and didn’t let the anti-DeSantis partisanship color his coverage. He recognized that it’s a delicate operation to not have the building collapse further on top of possible survivors.

Twitter users were complimenting him on his reportage. But it was one particular tweet by a guy who admitted that he’s not a fan and called him “Fredo” — which is a racial slur against Italians akin to the n-word according to Cuomo — that caught Bro Cuomo’s attention.

He quote-tweeted Peter Pietrowski and took the opportunity to bash him in the process.

The thing is, although Cuomo loved the praise…

…he was also saying that this wasn’t the time to go after political foes — even though that’s exactly what he did with the quote-tweet of Pietrowski suggesting that he calls himself a Christian but acts like “trash” presumably for calling Cuomo “Fredo.”

Cuomo continued to retweet praise of his coverage by his handful of adoring fans and hitting back at his critics.

One tweet by a Twitter user named “uncle ruckus” with a whopping 14 followers was critical of Cuomo’s self-indulgent, self-congratulatory Twitter behavior and responded to one of the tweets with the comment, “You’re gonna break your arm jerking yourself off.”

Since CNN is the network where Jeffrey Toobin — known for tooting his Toobin during a Zoom call with his New Yorker colleagues — was allowed back on the network after only a few months in exile, it was a pretty funny little dig.

Cuomo, however, is as dumb as a sack of hammers and decided to post a weird photo of his bicep. He wrote, “That how this happened?! Hahahaha. Come on, baby, dont [sic] hate — facilitate. You can do better than this petty bs.”

Here’s the full photo.

It’s a truly bizarre response from the clearly narcissistic Chris Cuomo. Is he admitting that he does indeed stroke his *ahem* ego quite a bit? Is he saying that he could give Toobin a run for his money in a masturbatory marathon? Is that a CNN shirt that he’s wearing? And…what the heck is going on with his bicep? It looks weird. There’s just so much going on here.

But the weirdest thing about this is that Cuomo is so incredibly thin-skinned that he is responding to some parody account with a handful of followers that is advocating for the legalization of LSD.


The thing is, Cuomo seems quite content with his response and is continuing to quote tweet his fangirls.

What an absolutely bizarre guy.

He quickly became meme fodder for Right-Wing Twitter.

We’re supposed to believe that this is one of our moral and intellectual superiors?! A member of that elite Corporate Media class that knows better than the rest of us because they breathe the same rarefied air? That dude can’t even respond to a sh*tposter properly.

I’m beginning to think that the “rarefied air” that the journos breathe in is just their own flatulence. How else could they be so stupid?

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