‘Laptop From Hell’ Video Shows Naked Hunter Telling A Hooker That Russians Stole His Laptop

Written by K. Walker on August 12, 2021

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Hunter told the naked woman that on a 2018 bender in Las Vegas, he nearly overdosed and had his laptop stolen by Russian drug dealers.

This is the middle-aged son of the President of the United States, everyone.

We’ve come a long way from Dubya’s daughters getting caught trying to order alcohol in a restaurant when they were 19 and in their freshman year at college.

Of course, that incident caused a media feeding frenzy while there hasn’t been much coverage in the Corporate Media of Hunter’s depraved and illegal behavior.

It’s pretty clear that Hunter Biden has trouble hanging onto his laptops.

Huner had dropped off one at a Delaware repair shop in April 2019 and abandoned it there, a second laptop belonging to him was seized by the Feds in February 2020 during a DEA raid of psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow’s office as part of an investigation into claims that he had been sexually exploiting patients and other professional misconduct. It’s unclear why the celebrity psychiatrist from Massachusetts had possession of Hunter Biden’s laptop.

This “stolen by the Russians” laptop would be the third laptop that Hunter had that went missing. It still appears to be unaccounted for.

In the video from 2019, Hunter tells a naked woman that he had just filmed himself having sex with that in 2018 he was on a bender in Las Vegas and it was after he nearly overdosed in a hotel room that he realized that his laptop was missing.

He believes that the laptop was taken by the Russian drug dealers that he was partying with on an expensive drug and sex-filled binge that he says went on for 18 days “going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite” and costing up to $10,000 a night. Hunter had handed his credit card to one of those guys and had no idea he was racking up such a massive bill.

‘I spent f***ing crazy amounts of money,’ Hunter said. ‘I was with these guys. The one guy was, not like you anyway… each night he’d be like ‘there’s going to be so many people here, crazy f***ing party’ and each night it’s nobody.’

Hunter’s claims raise the possibility that he was targeted as a vulnerable conduit to Joe Biden as part of a foreign intelligence operation.
Source: Daily Mail

Wait… are they suggesting that Joe Biden’s troubled son who had been kicked out of the Navy because he tested positive for cocaine, left his crack pipe in a rental car, was banging his brother’s widow while exchanging raunchy texts with her sister, lived with a crackhead homeless mother of 7 called “Bicycle”, smoked crack in VIP rooms in strip clubs, knocked up a stripper who was on his firm’s payroll and used the password “Hunter02” on the laptop that had photographs of his ID along with “classic blackmail material” on it might be a target for kompromat?

He detailed what had happened during that summer bender in 2018.

Hunter said, “I went out to the hot tub by myself, which hangs over the edge of the f***ing top floor, with glass, it’s ridiculous. And so I’m sitting there and that’s the last I remember. And I don’t ever pass out, ever.”

“I wake up and the only people that are there are Miguel, the guy frantically running round gathering things up, ok – and Miguel, and Pierce, this guy, his friend,” he continued.

“They had kicked everybody out. And they had cleaned up the entire place, everything ok?” he said.

“And they were getting ready to leave, and I woke up. And there was this Russian 35-year-old, really nice, pure brunette. She refused to leave and they wouldn’t call an ambulance. And they didn’t know whether I was dead or not, at first.”

‘They checked to see if I was breathing. When I finally showed signs of breath, at first I wasn’t breathing, I was in the fu**ing pool face down, they don’t know how long,” he said.

“And she told me that they don’t, they were like ‘we thought we’d get everybody out, because you know we didn’t want, if we had to call, we didn’t want everybody…’ And she went no. They demanded that [inaudible],” Hunter then derails and the prostitute asks him to continue the story.

“My computer, I had taken tons of like, just left like that cam on. And he would always put in a passcode and all that, you know what I mean? It was f***ing crazy sh**. And somebody stole it during that period of time. He did all this kind of like pretend search and sh**.”

“The last thing he sent me was $2,000 worth of stuff in an Uber and he sent me a [inaudible] with the Uber, and I had to send the money to a cash app or something….just waiting,” Hunter implied that he didn’t hear from the guys after that.

“I think he’s the one that stole my computer,” he said. “I think the three of them, the three guys that were like a little group. The dealer and his two guys, I took them everywhere. F***ing everywhere, crazy out of your mind sh**.”

“The Russian [inaudible] she’d walk out with a fu**ing bathing suit in her hand,” he said bitterly, “They have videos of me doing this. They have videos of me doing crazy fu**ing sex fu**ing, you know.”

She said if the Russians had it then it would have been leaked already.

He said, “No, no, no. My dad [inaudible] running for president. He is. I talk about it all the time.”

Hunter also admits that he knows it could be used as kompromat, “If they do, he also knows I make like a gazillion dollars.”

She asks if he’s worried about being blackmailed. He responded, “Yeah. In some way, yeah.”

Hunter then seemed upset that whoever stole his laptop would be cashing in on the compromising photos and video instead of himself.

“I’m worried he gets the money up front and maybe it doesn’t do a million dollars, maybe it does three. Maybe nobody wants to see me naked,” he said.

“Maybe it’s ‘news interest’ and because my dad’s a public figure they say ‘we don’t have to pay you anything because you’re of interest in regular news,” he complained.

The woman had a solution for Hunter. She told him, “I think you should just beat him to the punch. I think you should release your own video.”

Do you remember when Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) was giddy with the idea that Vladimir Putin had naked pictures of Trump and was using it for leverage, and he got punked by Russian radio show hosts offering to provide copies to him?

That was just a few months before Hunter’s Vegas bender.

This video leaves us with a few questions…

Do the Russians really have Hunter Biden’s missing laptop?

If they do, are they using it as kompromat to get Biden to go easy on Russia?

Was it discussed in that private G7 meeting?

And finally…

Is this why Biden is allowing the construction of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline which will help Russia while shutting down the Keystone XL pipeline is beneficial to America?

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll