We were told that Joseph R. Biden would bring back decency and respectability to the Presidency. That’s not what is happening.
He appeared to doze off during the opening remarks at the Gaia Worship shindig in Glasgow, rambled on about having the Pope buy drinks next time, and blamed being late on “playing with the elevator.”
When the President was in Rome with an extended meeting with Pope Francis, #PoopyPantsBiden was trending on Twitter as a rumor spread that Biden had crapped his pants in front of the Pontiff and had to change.
That incident doesn’t appear to have been true, but the President did apparently break wind in front of the Duchess of Cornwall, Camilla Parker Bowles.
The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge all attended COP26 as representatives of the Queen who chose not attend after undergoing recent medical tests and doctors recommended “light” duties for the 95-year old monarch.
The expelling of gas by the President occurred as Biden was chatting with Camilla at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery on Monday.
A source told the Mail on Sunday that it was “loud and long and impossible to ignore”, made the Duchess blush, and even though it’s been nearly a week, she can’t stop talking about it.
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
The left says that with Biden as President, “America’s Back!”
The Biden-Harris administration hasn’t been able to handle a single issue well — we have shortages due to the supply chain problems, inflation, high gas prices, a ridiculously porous southern border, the bungling of Afghanistan withdrawal, the pandemic ongoing, vaccine mandates, and we’re not even getting that “unity” that was promised.
Now, it seems that he can’t even conduct himself properly in front of the representative of the Queen.
If that’s what “America’s back!” means, then it looks like we’re screwed.
Check out Doug’s latest book, The Art of Joe: The Political Brilliance of President Biden. If you have left-leaning family members, workmates, or classmates, to buy several copies and place them in common areas. Make sure you have your video camera ready for when they pick it up and thumb through it because they will be triggered which will make for a great viral video to share across social media. Also, buy a couple for the GOP NeverTrumpers that you know. Finally, both the book’s cover and the epilogue, Notable Quotable Joe are worth the price of admission. We’ve included before and after Biden on Afghanistan. Jen Psaki will no likey this book, but you will. BTW, the book is 95% bereft of any content. Just like Biden’s head.