CREEPY: Brothel Offers Free ‘Services’ To Patrons Who Get Jabbed At The Cathouse

Written by Wes Walker on November 12, 2021

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Because nothing says ‘health care authority’ quite like a sex merchant in a whorehouse.

Bribing people to get ‘the jab’ is nothing new.

People have offered all sorts of things to incentivize it.

We’ve seen people offer burgers, lottery tickets, and even free pot. But this may be the first time you’ve heard anyone offer a free romp with a hooker in exchange for your COVID compliance.

We weren’t able to get a decent quality embeddable version of the video in English, but this clip should give you a sense of what’s going on.

When lockdown restrictions started costing the brothel their revenues, they looked for innovative ways to, well, pump their traffic.

“We are very popular,” Christoph Lielacher, director of the Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of the enticing new initiative, which they created in response to the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week. The measure — known as 2G — had reportedly caused a 50% dip in the number of clients at the brothel, the Daily Mail reported.

To help stem the financial hemorrhage, Fun Palast is offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm through the end of November. Best of all, men who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual medical care. –NewYorkPost

While we’re not denying that their prostitutes might be very well-acquainted with the health care system, a brothel isn’t exactly most people’s first choice of a health care authority.

It’s a crazy world where a Nobel Prize winning medication can be denounced as ‘horse dewormer’, but people can look to a ‘den of iniquity’ to gain access to an actual medical procedure.

What next, free tattoos? At least a tattooist has prior experience with needles. But wait, there’s more!

And the cathouse’s inoculation station isn’t just open to lecherous adult men.

Boys as young as 14 are reportedly allowed access to the clinic, provided they have an adult with them, while women are also being encouraged to head to the Fun Palast for a coronavirus shot.

Business has skyrocketed following their clever skin-centive program.-NewYorkPost

No word on who gets that 30-minute freebie when it’s women or teens deciding to get their COVID Compliance in a … bordello.

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