LAPTOP FROM HELL: Hunter Biden Jokes About Joe’s Dementia In Texts To Psychiatrist

Written by K. Walker on November 14, 2021

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The laptop that was abandoned by Hunter Biden in a Delaware repair shop and was downplayed by the media and social media before the 2020 election continues to deliver bombshells.

Newly released text exchanges between Hunter Biden and his psychiatrist, Keith Ablow, appear to show Biden’s son acknowledging that his father has dementia.

After the text exchanges with Hunter, May 2019, Ablow had his license to practice medicine suspended after complaints by former female patients that he used his position to manipulate them. At the time, the New York Times reported, “Dr. Ablow’s license was suspended in Massachusetts after an investigation determined that his continued practice was a threat to the ‘health, safety and welfare’ of the public.”

National File, a right-wing website has access to over 800 pages of text messages from Hunter Biden’s abandoned laptop from hell.

On Thursday, they published a couple of exchanges between the troubled Hunter and Ablow that discussed Joe’s mental acuity that many in right-wing media have noticed appears to be on the decline.

In one lighthearted exchange on January 2, 2019, the pair joked about Joe having dementia.

On the afternoon of January 2nd, 2019, Hunter Biden continued a text exchange with his psychiatrist, Keith Ablow, where they started discussing a potential presidential run from Hunter’s father, Joe. Having discussed other Democratic hopefuls, Ablow declared that Joe was the “only answer” for the country.

After Hunter joked about a reporter’s previous declaration that Joe was “nothing more than the empty vessel” for the ideas of others, Ablow responded with a quote of his own.

“‘Any man who can triumph over dementia is a giant. Think what he could do for our nation’s needed recovery.’ Dr Keith Ablow,” he texted, talking about himself in the third person, and referencing the possibility that the older Biden had dementia, a claim that Ablow himself made in 2012.

“I did not evaluate Joe Biden, but if someone said to me, we want you to do what’s really required to know what happened there, you have to put dementia on the differential diagnosis,” the then Fox News contributor declared, following what conservatives termed a “bizarre” appearance from Joe Biden at the Vice Presidential debate against Paul Ryan.

Rather than disagreeing with Ablow, Hunter seemed to acknowledge that his father had dementia, saying that Ablow was “such an asshole” but that the quote made him “laugh out loud.” Continuing to satirize himself and his previous public discussion, Ablow then added that “‘perhaps he can help us remember all we intended to be as a people, since he can now remember his address.’” Hunter declared that Joe doesn’t need to know where he lives because “that’s the only thing the secret service get right at least 75% of the tine [sic].”

Here’s the transcript of the exchange:

ABLOW: “Any man who can triumph over dementia is a giant. Think what he could do for our nation’s needed recovery.” Dr. Keith Ablow

HUNTER: Pat was good enough to plant that seed in what’s his name Jesus famous columnist. You’re such an asshole but that made me laugh out loud.

ABLOW: “Perhaps he can help us remember all we intended to be as people, since he can now remember his address.” I wanna be Surgeon General. So I will help in any way, cause I love the family.

HUNTER: He doesn’t need to know where he lives Keith that’s the only thing the secret service get right 75% of the tine [sic].

ABLOW: Haha

In a second more serious exchange on February 6, 2019, Hunter was pitching an idea for a podcast the pair should host called “The Hurt Makes It Beautiful” that would feature “notable people that talk about the traumas they have endured in there [sic] lives,” according to Hunter. The ever-grifting Hunter wanted to turn the podcast into a book and an HBO TV series.

Ablow’s text expressed concern that having Joe as the first guest could be a problem because of his “dementia”.

While Hunter suggested that Joe should be the first guest, Ablow was concerned. “Does he recall details tho, with the dementia and all?” Ablow asked, in what reads as more genuine concern than the previous joking around from the January text exchange.

“Not much these days but since it’s all fake news anyway I don’t see the problem,” Hunter replied. It is unclear as to whether Hunter was simply leaning into the rumors of the older Biden having dementia, or telling the truth.
Source: National File

HUNTER: And in the podcast what we do is we have guests- notable people that talk about the traumas they have endured in there [sic] lives. How these Traumatic experiences shaped them for better or worse. We could have some pretty fucking amazing discussions with some amazing people. Then we take those discussions say 12 a year and we make a book out of them. And we do one book a year. The pod cast then turns into an HGO series and n [sic] which we go in depth with each guest visiting the examiner exoerience [sic] in depth. We call it “The Hurt Makes it Beautiful ” Dad is our first guest.

ABLOW: Perfect. Does he recall details tho, with the dementia and all?

HUNTER: Not much these days but since it’s all fake news anyway I don’t see the problem.

During the 2020 Presidential campaign, Joe Biden first said that he was “tested constantly” but no results have been released.

He then said that he has never been tested in a bizarre interview that shows that he really, really needs to be tested.

That was over a year ago, and we’ve all seen how he’s made only brief appearances before the media, relies on prepared “cards”, and either he is taken away from the podium or the media is herded out by his handlers.

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Biden also doesn’t appear to know exactly what is going on in his administration as we see his spox constantly cleaning up for him until he gets on the right page. This was clear with the report about payments to illegal migrant families separated under Trump when Biden initially dismissed it then walked it back.

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The man that was supposed to bring decency and respectability back to the world stage has behaved badly in front of international leaders.

It’s troubling to know that that Shambling Husk of Mediocrity that appears to be in decline has the nuclear codes.

Are Hunter and Ablow just joking about Joe having dementia in these exchanges? Could be. It’s hard to tell by text, and especially with just snippets.

The fact remains that Joe’s decline in mental acumen is so stark even his former drug-addicted and extremely troubled son jokes about it.

So what we’ve got is “moderate” Joe pushing Bernie-style spending, heavy-handed vaccine mandates from the feds, the virus still spreading despite vaccination rates, creeping Marxism, a weaponized DOJ, the feds want to spy on your bank account and use the IRS to go after you, the country falling apart, increased political division, inflation that’s not so temporary after all, a supply chain crisis just before Christmas, energy dependence, a rising China while the U.S. military focuses on becoming “woke”, and becoming a laughingstock on the world stage because the guy in charge just might have dementia.

But, hey — at least there are no mean tweets.

Check out Doug’s latest book, The Art of Joe: The Political Brilliance of President Biden. If you have left-leaning family members, workmates, or classmates, to buy several copies and place them in common areas. Make sure you have your video camera ready for when they pick it up and thumb through it because they will be triggered which will make for a great viral video to share across social media. Also, buy a couple for the GOP NeverTrumpers that you know. Finally, both the book’s cover and the epilogue, Notable Quotable Joe are worth the price of admission. We’ve included before and after Biden on Afghanistan. Jen Psaki will no likey this book, but you will. BTW, the book is 95% bereft of any content. Just like Biden’s head.

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