The Marxist’s Beatitudes

Written by Doug Giles on February 1, 2022

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The Marxist’s Beatitudes

Blessed are the gullible in spirit,

for theirs is the great deception.

Blessed are those who’re lazy,

for they will be the receptor of government cheese.

Blessed are the blame shifters,

for they will inherit a van down by the river.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for self-pity,

for they will be Bernie bros.

Blessed are the woke,

for they shall go broke.

Blessed are the social media junkies

for they will grow man tits and live with mommy forever.

Blessed are the AOC devotees,

for they shall be called useful idiots…

Blessed are those who are persecuted because of bad ideas,

for theirs is the wrong side of history.

The featured image for this article is a photo of Pope Francis on July 8, 2015, receiving a crucifix on a wooden hammer and sickle — the symbol of Communism — from Evo Morales, a socialist, who was President of Bolivia at the time.

Psalms of War: Prayers That Literally Kick Ass is a collection, from the book of Psalms, regarding how David rolled in prayer. I bet you haven’t heard these read, prayed, or sung in church against our formidable enemies — and therein lies the Church’s problem. We’re not using the spiritual weapons God gave us to waylay the powers of darkness. It might be time to dust them off and offer ‘em up if you’re truly concerned about the state of Christ’s Church and of our nation.

Also included in this book, Psalms of War, are reproductions of the author’s original art from his Biblical Badass Series of oil paintings.

This is a great gift for the prayer warriors. Real. Raw. Relevant.