Bizarre New ‘Ambassador’ Position For The Wife Of Biden’s Chief Of Staff

Written by Wes Walker on September 30, 2022

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Yeah, this is totally legit. Nothing to see here. It’s not a nepotistic make-work project to reward a White House insider at all…

Many of our of our more politically-aware readers will already know the name Ronald Klain.

His wife was just awarded a fancy new appointment. It’s super-serious and not-at-all made up.

Monica Medina has been appointed by Joe Biden as the very first ambassador for plants and animals. We’ll leave aside the obvious ‘vegetative state’ Biden jokes for the time being. You probably beat us to those punchlines anyway.

So what gig is she getting exactly?

Her official title will be U.S. Special Envoy for Biodiversity and Water Resources in a job specifically crafted for the Climate Crisis and representing the interests of plants and animals abroad.

(If only he had similar concerns for the millions of people enslaved in China and child labour elsewhere in the supply chain driving the cheap manufacture of Chinese ‘green’ tech.)

Medina and the department will crack down on “nature crime” such as illegal mining and logging, to promote biodiversity and keep water supplies clean, the department stated. The special envoy will also implement the White House’s water security plan and the Global Water Strategy, initiatives that seek to stop droughts across the globe without increasing greenhouse gas emissions.
Medina will continue to serve in her current role as the Assistant Secretary of State for Oceans and International Environmental and Scientific Affairs in addition to taking on her new responsibilities as special envoy, according to the announcement. The envoy will also represent the U.S. in global climate conferences like the 2023 United Nations (UN) Water Conference.
–DailyCaller

So basically, she’s an international lobbyist for taking principles of the Green New Deal global. Isn’t that swell?

Can you imagine is someone on the right hired the wife of their Chief of Staff to represent, say, secure global energy or an uncensored internet? The rage would be palpable.

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