WATCH: ‘Biden, Did You Know?’ Parody Christmas Song Is Comedy GOLD

Written by K. Walker on December 21, 2022

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This little ditty probably won’t be playing at the White House Christmas Party…

Mark Lowry, a Christian comedian and member of the Gaither Vocal Band for years, retooled the lyrics to the beloved Christmas classic that he co-wrote in 1984, “Mary, Did You Know?”

This version is called “Biden, Did You Know?” and highlights the lowlights of the Biden administration thus far.

The satirists at The Babylon Bee put the song to video with Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann sporting a garish Christmas suit and tie while lipsyncing to the song like he’s a member of a 90s boy band. Relevant black-and-white soft-focus images fade in and out.

And there’s a special message at the end of the song, so stick around for that.

Here are the lyrics:

Biden, did you know that your policies would drive us underwater?
Biden, did you know that your policies would trans our sons and daughters?
Did you know that your policies will punish what is true?
The church that you subscribe to, does not subscribe to you.
Biden, did you know that your baby boy made shady deals in Ukraine?
Biden, did you know that your baby boy loves Parmesan and cocaine?
Did you know that you shouldn’t touch these women like you do?
When you sniff that little girl’s hair, it’s borderline #metoo

The wall will cease
The debt increase
And the dead will vote again
The crime will leap
The dumb will speak
While we say, “C’mon man!”

Biden, did you know that your policies would bring about inflation?
Biden, did you know that your policies would one day ruin the nation?
Did you know that your policies make Herod’s reign seem bland
One day you’ll have to answer to the Great I Am

The Bee (with Mark Lowry’s brilliant lyrics and Eric Metaxas’s clip at the end) knocked it out of the park once again.

In answer to the question, “Biden, Did You Know?” is “Probably not.”

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker