Internet Drags Tampon Tim Walz As He Drops Re-Election Bid
His whiny excuse-making sounds a lot like other Dems Trump has crushed at the ballot box
For all of his ridiculous bluster about holding the line against Trump, Tim Walz was taken down by an enterprising young buck with a cellphone and a YouTube channel.
Of course Tim has to frame it with the usual woke excuse-making. White Supremacy. MAGA. Eeeeevil right wingers. But when you get right down to it, Tim was bad at his job as chief executive of the state of Minnesota.
Walz was asleep at the switch as taxpayers got fleeced for something approaching 10 Billion (and counting) in an annual budget of roughly 60 billion. Rather than crack down on the fraud, his administration and/or AG Keith Ellison looked the other way or (as some have claimed) punished those who tried to put a stop to the fraud.
Arrests (and convictions!) from the Somali community in Minnesota keep mounting. Even Dems see the writing on the wall. Someone has to take the fall for this problem so Dems can pretend to care about law and order issues. Tim Walz, the guy who dreamed, 14 months ago, of being ‘a heartbeat away from the Presidency’ is now formally withdrawing his run for Governor in a state so blue that Mondale held it in ’84.
Here is Tim Walz formally dropping out of the Governor’s race… and ducking out before reporters could ask questions.
Tim Walz just left his press conference after announcing he is not running for reelection without taking questions after they told the press he would take questions.
This guy was in so far above his head. Angry little man. pic.twitter.com/WBkzhiPqau
— MAZE (@mazemoore) January 5, 2026
With some pitch-perfect chriping from Nick Shirley… and a cherry on top.
The internet is piling up a heaping helping of schadenfreude and crow for Tim to eat:
Tim Walz last year: “Tesla $225 and DROPPING. Gives me a boost.”
Tim Walz today: “I’m DROPPING out of the governor’s race.”
Tesla is up, Walz is down.
pic.twitter.com/gJqiBYTRc2— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 5, 2026
The Bee is taking their shots…
The memes have begun, as expected.
Isn’t it weird how the excuses from Hillary, Kamala, and Tampon Tim all sound the same?
Almost like that scene out of the Blues Brothers… it’s not my FAUUUUUUUUUULT!
We know.
It never is, Dems. It never is.