RFK Jr Tweets South Park Clip As WH Makes YUGE Food Pyramid Announcement

They say ‘personnel is policy’, and you’d be hard-pressed to show a better example of that than the appointment of RFK Jr.

He’s been gung-ho on all issues of health and well-being for years now, and he’s been given opportunities to make meaningful changes in a society that — if we’re honest — has seen horrifying setbacks to general health since, say, the 1970s.

While much attention has gone to his scrutiny on the pharmacy side, including curious objection to his instance that the risks and benefit profiles affirmed by different drug manufacturers can be substantiated by double-blind testing, that’s not the the only thing he’s set out to change.

With obesity levels what they are, it might not even be the most important thing he’s set out to change. That guidance our ‘experts’ in the government have been giving us for years about the eleventy servings of grains we need to have every single day, and the need to minimize red meat and butter?

As Bob Dylan would have put it, ‘the times they are a-changing’.

The White House is officially giving out new guidance…

BREAKING: The Trump Administration announces the 2025-2030 Dietary Guidelines for Americans, putting REAL FOOD back at the center of health. 🇺🇸https://t.co/tkGF01onpm pic.twitter.com/1zTLSKdE7R

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 7, 2026

Here is RFK making the announcement, along with others from the White House:

If moving away from an ultra-processed diet and getting America back in line with risk factors we see in other parts of the world takes root in America’s habits and behaviors, not only will be be healthier as a whole and be saving thousands of dollars in preventable health care expenses, but the country as a whole will save hundreds of billions. Money that can be used in many far more productive ways.

This announcement will spill over into school lunch programs, VA and hospital care, and a long list of programs that are connected to what we eat.

The TL;DR version: Eat Real Food.

The war against saturated fats is over. The war against ultra-processed high-sugar foods is just beginning.

RFK Jr has also posted — and I promise you this is real — an updated version of an old South Park bit about flipping the food pyramid.

pic.twitter.com/AzT5Qk2zYL

— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) January 7, 2026

Yes, that IS a cartoon RFK edited into the South Park clip.

And since the clip ends with telling the President to ‘have some steak with his butter’, we may as well round this out with one of the many, MANY, memes that are already popping up in response to the Food Pyramid announcement.

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