Weeniewood: Mocking Jesus, Never Muhammed

Written by Audrey Russo on February 19, 2013

Saturday_Night_Live_logo“Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.” ~ William Shakespeare 

Who doesn’t like an Action/Adventure flick every once in a while? Hollywood LOVES to show off its muscle in every Action movie … you know, give ’em blood and gore, they’ll want a whole lot more! But with all their Tough-Guy flicks, their recent parody on SNL (Saturday Night Live) proves…

Tinseltown is nothing but: Weeniewood!

NBC (just in time for Lent) parodied director Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards and the more recent Django Unchained, over the weekend with a repugnantly violent, fictitious movie trailer (skit) about Jesus wreaking bloody retribution upon the Romans who killed him, titled: DJesus Uncrossed

Oh, those guys are such a bunch of kidders … trashing the central Figure of Christianity … it’s such a knee-slapper!! After all, the TRUE religion of peace is safe, since no Biblical Christian will call for your death … or try to slaughter you.

So, the question arises: Well, for the sake of fairness, when is the trailer for Muhammed Goes Postal coming out? (Actually, he himself led 72 bloody campaigns against infidels like you and me, so that would be a documentary, not a parody.)

Have you seen a movie or TV skit critical or sarcastic about Muhammed? Of course not. In fact, you will NEVER see a flick with Muhammed in it, unless it is lying about who he was. But why, pray tell?

Because behind the writing, staging and post-production … they are lily-livered invertebrates! As the bullies (the real cowards) they are … it’s always easier to shove those who won’t shove back. Mock those who won’t retaliate. That describes the maturity of Christians.

But … it does NOT describe the violent tendencies of the followers of Muhammed and the Quran. If you happen to be an unbeliever in Islam … your death is called for if you even SPEAK Muhammed’s name, no less mock him. And Hollywood knows this … and pulls up its frilly little bloomers and runs like little girls at the mention of mocking Allah’s maniacal minion.

So up the sleeve of all those tough-guys is, in reality, a limp wrist? Yuppers … that’s the result of no backbone.

Weeniewood: If you want my last vestige of respect, stop going back to WWII for your content. The Nazis are history. Try focusing on the present and reality…

Even if it means your head … ALLAH AKBAR, ladies!!

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Audrey Russo is the Host of the weekly REELTalk Radio Show (NYC). Audrey writes a column for ClashDaily.com and handles Middle East/National Security/Terrorism/Cultural Issues, and her articles can be read in several other news/opinion journals. She is also a contributor on Barbwire.com. Audrey's Radio Show can also be heard on the Leading Edge Radio Network. Audrey is also an active member of the NYC performing arts community as a singer and actor.