WUSSIFICATION: ‘Diet Whiskey’ Is Now Available For Male Tinker Pots

Published on April 19, 2015

Since when are guys thinking about their figure while drinking Whiskey?

What in tarnation is this abortion of all that is heavenly good? You make a diet version of cranberry juice, fine. You make a diet version of Dr. Pepper, I can deal with it. But the moment you take something so American and so beloved by men for generations and you mutate it into some diet monstrosity, we are going to have some words.

A company called Sinfully Thinn is offering a low-calorie whiskey. The spirit comes in plain, cinnamon or blueberry flavors.

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The audacity to do this to a cherished amber spirit such as whiskey.

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